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Jesus, coffee, and a sprinkle of Post Malone • T State Alumni • RIP CPL

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Bring back blackberry phones. The world would be a better place.

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“What makes the west great is that we do good after evil, not evil after evil”
-Charlie Kirk

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@thegarybrecka @DrinkH2Tab Can you take alongside other supplements like a prenatal?

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People who record themselves crying give me the BIGGEST ick.

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Who wants to come wrap Christmas present for me?

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First and foremost, the fact that it 80° in December is DISGUSTING and unacceptable. Second, the 12 days of Christmas song is unhinged

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Things I think about daily during pregnancy:
-wine
-laying on my stomach
-oysters on the half shell
-wine
-lox bagel
-hot yoga
-drinking all the coffee I want
-WINE

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I’m at the point of pregnancy where I take two bites of my meal and I’m so full 😩 just in time for Thanksgiving

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The amount of times a day people tell me I’m so cute pregnant has me beginning to think I wasn’t cute before 😂😂

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Forever stuck in the early 2000s

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My kids like to play this game at recess where they scream in each others faces. That’s it. That’s the game. Super riveting.

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This gorgeous rainy, cool weather got me wanting to put out pumpkins and watch Hocus Pocus

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It’s been a long day without you my friend 💗 #CPL think of you always

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Forever stuck in the 2010s

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Is it just me or do these commercials suck?

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@katydhorton Might as well get some cows and a whole garden too. Eliminate the grocery store all together lol

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This economy got me out here about to buy some chickens

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The chokehold Outlander has on me is unmatched

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They say I’ll be okay, but I’m not going to ever get over you

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This buy two, get two free candle sale at bath and body works really has me wanting to put out all my pumpkins and put on some football and open up a bottle of Sam Adams 🎃🍂🍁🏈