Bo0tleg

Ego of a mad man. Irresponsible. Prefers bourbon. Has wheels. Lives a meaningless life with meaningful moments. FOOOOOD.

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Okay this tweet is a list of New Years Resolutions:
1.) Avoid plastic shopping bags and plastic silverware.
2.) Learn how to create websites.
3.) Establish at least one meaningful friendship.
4.) Read 52 books.
5.) Sell at least one product.
6.) Stay strong. Laugh lots. Be happy.

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*stoned*

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Neutral is about percentage more than stage control. Kirby neutral is disadvantage.

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Florida opened today.. There's a line of cars around the Krispy Kreme.

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Y'all seen Flick?

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Reading the sentence "It was Claus." really hits me in the feels.

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"Forward aerial" is legit one of my favorite things

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@DannyMobo I was swept by a Samus. Bad match up, but I also didn't and couldn't have won

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One time I hit 7 mill gsp and then

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Oh, yeah, I like the ROB match up.
No for real

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Sup, I just walked into your house uninvited.
Where's my free HM?

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My productivity today consists of eating a pound of bacon and being PK Thunderd

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I'm drunk

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This phone salesman had to step away to ask his boss something. I asked to speak to said boss, but he wasn't in the building.

Bro WHAT THE FUCK

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I wonder how much was made off the prodigy.

Good thing they arent parents.

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I just wanna down smash

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Police officers are like homeless people but they can put you in jail.

Im doing fine officer, no I don't have any drugs, go the fuck away.

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I have full faith in my celestial government to vaccinate me (or even cure me) of a virus that human bodies can overcome without the need for said vaccine.

Completely legit.

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Make sure to get vaccinated when available. I'd trust my governing bodies enough to vaccinate me against something that medical science doesn't yet understand.

Don't you?

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Had too many Corona lights last night.

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Media is the HR of those in power.
Oh shit nvm it's joke day.