Hello Darkness my old friend

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@WillieHandler The fact that the forefathers didn't think they would need to tell the future that a felon shouldn't be allowed to hold any public office just shows how much faith they had in the country...and how much they have been let down.

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@RodLacroix I'm not going to panic until Wile E. Coyote, Esq., is appointed to the National Transportation Safety Board...

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@lippyent

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@kryzazzy Remember...a T Rex didn't have short little arms, it had wings...

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@lippyent Don't forget Mr. Greenjeans!

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@wiseconnector Monty Python should have done a bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, eggs, bacon, bacon, sausage, bacon, bacon, and bacon skit...

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@treydayway Paternity test? You need a DNA test to prove they're human!

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@BrianODubhda @patarosemena Oops, forgot Step 7...projection.

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@Camel_Crushin @JustAMomNamedMM It should be a side at every meal.

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@highprobably1 Tip...make sure you put the glass carafe in the French press before dumping in the freshly ground coffee...

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@Julius_Kim Just add a y, it's better this way...

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@I_Bl33d_Purple A week? Slackers!

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@vinquezada1 It was called air conditioning back in the day...4 @ 55...four windows down, 55 mph 🤣

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@treydayway Why are the speakers on the back of the tv? I can hear it better through the garage wall than I can sitting in front of it! I bet it involves a conspiracy theory and Bose...🤣

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@wiseconnector I am stuck on bandaides, 'cause bandaids' stuck on me.

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@WillieHandler Never beg someone to be in your life; it gives them power they don't deserve.

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@BrianODubhda @patarosemena Step 1. Make an inflammatory statement.
Step 2. Question the respondents identity.
Step 3. Insult them.
Step 4. Repeat step 3.
Step 5. Demand prompt replies, insinuate you are important.
Step 6. Repeat step 3 as necessary.
Did I miss any of your playbook?
You aren't original.

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@draculasspatula @WillieHandler No, you have to fax...

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@dadmann_walking There is nothing that coffee cannot fix! It'll fix your face, your attitude, and your droopy eyes.

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@s8n Stop your whining. Get a number, sit down, and wait your turn. It's first come, first served, not whomever has the best horns.