It's day 34 ps (post sink).
@elonmusk is pacing around a near-empty twitter hq. Nervous security guards watch through a window as he screams at no one. He is wildly gesticulating at a blank piece of paper. The blood under his nails has long dried. The sirens are closing in (1/?)
My uncle lifted weights and smoked tina and hit himself in the head with a hammer sometimes and nobody wrote anything about him at all. No expose no GQ nothing. Ahead of his time I suppose
i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested
I’ve been watching old episodes of Seinfeld. Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander deliver masterclass comedic performances episode after episode, while, in counterpoint, Seinfeld and the guy who plays Kramer give (respectively) some of the most wooden and histrionic reads ever conceived.
Hardcore scene in 2026 is like yeah we know crowd killing and all that has been part of the scene forever but we didn’t think it was gonna happen to a nerdy ass rich white guy when we made those rules obviously so now we need to reevaluate everything and we need to KILL end it
call your mom for attention and stay away from the rest of us. all this guy did is made it to where no one will tolerate his existence at shows again, fucking loser. we love end it and the homie akil in this house
I was on the band's side when I thought he wore a banana costume as a racist thing, but now that I know he was just trying to be quirky I'm even more on their side #DeathToQuirkyMen
It’s so funny cause yall cheer when white frontmen go “beat this guy up”
The moment the black guy does it, you all call him a cop and say you disagree with it. Fuck them banana suits and fuck that guy for playing victim