Bo Apple

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

if we lock in right now… in 3 months we can be arguing at the pumpkin patch

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

I didn't survive Y2K, 9/11, Swine Flu, Bird Flu, multiple recessions, that time I woke up in a corn field, & Covid Just to be taken out by 2026 diarrhea lettuce.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

Wanna party?
and by party I mean go camping, fishing, sit by the fire,
watch the sunset,
stare at the stars and just unplug from the world.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

Them: Be her Peace
Me: I'm gonna leave bite marks on her butt

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

"But would you date you"
I'd make 3 meals a day in a sparkly thong for a Mf like me.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

I don't bother people until lam bothered, and then I take it too far...
i but Im a firm believer in you should have just left me the fuck alone in the first place

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

My ducks are not in a row. 6 are hammered, 3 are doing blow and I'm pretty sure one is a raccoon

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

Some people meditate.
I say f*ck very loudly.
Same thing.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

Loving someone is not enough if they keep choosing the version of themselves that hurts you.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

Never let a woman tell you how to live your life. They can’t even decide what they want for dinner. 

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up.
It would be nice to piece together my twenties.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

"Are you ok".
No but i got dreams to chase and people to prove wrong, So fuck it we ball.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

"Why don't you ever wanna hang out with anyone anymore?"
Bc I've heard them talk shit about each other then sit at-the same table like nothing happened...

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

Single moms be making the BEST mix drinks. Last night I had juicy juice & ciroc she called it WIC on the beach I was tore up 🥴

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

The wildest thing about people who don't like you, they watch everything you do.

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

So when Chris Young hears voices, it's a number one hit song.
But when I do, it’s-a problem

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

I'm healing, not healed Watch how you speak to me cause I will throw a chair at your head and tell you to take a seat...
The beast inside me is sleeping. not dead...

[Bo Apple @Bo_Apple]

"Are you drinking again?"

No, it's just tea

"What kind of tea?'

Tea-quila