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Calling out your bullshit!

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@DarkMowning @Jose_Bear @onemoreday1966 @LucyTCWife @MediaSOI @HMIProbation Yep.

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@boozearmada2 @LucyTCWife I don't.

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@madleftworld @LucyTCWife Yes.

You do realise that your comments are nonsensical, don't you?

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@LucyTCWife You could have at least used the time to correct her.

All you had to do was tell her that you sat in jail because you pleaded guilty to the charge.

You could have also reminded her that the "handbook" was a US military study that can be purchased in Waterstones.

Twat!

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@madleftworld @LucyTCWife Because that's the only possible explanation 🤣

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@AnnieTHunt @LucyTCWife Very true.

I very much doubt she has the ability to give pleasure too.

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@gingerrtom @StudiniJones @SickOfItteo @TheNorfolkLion Add @jomickane to that list of STDs in human form!

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@FRfestivals @Alanis @SkunkAnansie @TicketmasterUK When do the Access tickets go on sale? The presale says they've not opened yet.

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@JayWard_2010 Hey, I managed to get the Offspring presale link from Ticketmaster Customer Service, and the code was the same as the last tour.

I was about to message it to you, but I can't seem to send you a DM.

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@TicketmasterCS Ticket purchased, thanks.

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@TicketmasterCS I can't see that anyone has received the Artist presale links for @offspring at Crystal Palace Park that was meant to start at 9AM today.

Are you able to send me the link, please?

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@TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterCS Any chance of an answer that shows you've actually looked into the matter?

Saying "check your email" doesn't really cut it.

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@TicketmasterCS Do you think reaching out to you was my first course of action?

I've checked everything, including the exchange logs and Mimecast and no presale email was received.

If no tickets are selling then there's clearly a wider issue which is what the social media traffic suggests.

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@TicketmasterCS I am eligible but haven't received an email. Lots of other people across all social media are saying the same thing.

Are any tickets actually being sold?

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@JayWard_2010 @offspring If you find out can you let me know, please?

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Spent ages finding a 510 thread battery for my medical carts, only for @realtvape to try and charge more than the value of the order for shipping!

Back to my research, I guess...

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@katiejbw @wembleystadium Stayed on the line the whole four hours.

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Anyone still in the My Chemical Romance Access queue - I just got tickets in block 103 after four hours on hold.

Tickets are still available; it's only new calls that lines are closed for.

@wembleystadium needs to sort this shit out though!

#MCR

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@flickerfever @wembleystadium No problem! This is exactly why I posted the update so it's made me happy to know it helped.

Good luck!