Reed

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

When im 75 my plan is to rob a bank. If I get caught I get thrown in jail (assisted living), if I get away im rich af and can start my orphanage called “Reed’s Dweebs.”

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Made a cutlery set while camping recently. Taking orders for 2 pronged forks rn

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Banger??? I barely know her!

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Introduce all of your friend groups together, whoever comes out on top will be part of a new, elite friend group.

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

I tweeted this now I gotta pay

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Now that I’m young and wealthy, it’s time to find a poor old woman to pull a reverse sugar mama with. Calling it Bitter Daddy

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Now I can finally shower

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Sports betters love gambling so much that the lingo is finding its way into their real conversations:

- My 5 leg parley just hit huge this week. Got divorced, lost custody of the kids, fired, totaled the car, and got a DUI 😎

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Saw a dispersed campground that got rated 1 star. Idk how you can rate outside 1 star

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Thursday feels more like a hump day senior than a Friday junior

[jarvis @jarvistwts]

Ludacris got his pilot’s license

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Someone donate big $$ to USPS, they are still driving the same dusty rigs from the 1980’s to deliver your bday letters from grandma

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Showed my boss several memes I made at work of my colleagues and she did not think they were funny #opentowork

[David Lynch Saying It's A Friday Once Again @DLEveryFriday]

It's August 4, 2023...

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

I found the plug, iykyk muthafucka

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Que onda, guey¿

[Iowa State Football @CycloneFB]

See y’all in Texas.

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

@ruperta420 400

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

I need to stop talking about how many dominos points I’ve accumulated when I talk to new people

[Reed @Bo_EedMan]

Hosting a movie night lmk of you can make it, gotta great flick queued up: