Patrick Leigh

Science lover, movie goer, and occasional ranter.

[Patrick Leigh @Boagrius100]

It's always those who seek to make others laugh who have a hard time laughing, themselves.

[SwaggerSouls @SwaggerSouls]

WANT A LIFE SIZED SWAGGERSOULS TO WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP?

This 1ft tall figurine is my best and final collab with Youtooz, so when the drop's over, there won't be another.

It drops on June 28th for a limited time, so be quick!

RT and follow @youtooz for a chance to win one!

[Patrick Leigh @Boagrius100]

@OneyPlays #puhskinti2019 #puhskintiday #mexico #PuertoVallarta

[Patrick Leigh @Boagrius100]

What're you gonna do? Put Band-Aids on my back to keep the plants from growing out?

[The Ianism @dailyianisms]

New Children's Character Idea: Bobo the Reading Monkey. He screams bloody murder into the ears of any child not currently reading, instilling a constant state of fear and a never ending cycle of reading.

[Adrian Briggs @adrianbriggs]

People who have a problem with homosexuality because it's "unnatural" are generally supernaturalists.
The irony is exquisite.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In five-billion years, as the Sun begins to die, its outer layers of glowing plasma will expand stupendously, engulfing the orbits of Mercury, then Venus, as the charred ember that was once the oasis of life called Earth vaporizes into the vacuum of space.
Have a nice day!

[The Ianism @dailyianisms]

"The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry." That's true of Ianisms too. Even with a #FridayFeaturism lined up I'm late...

*Ian at Science Fair*

"I'm not your judge, but I'm curious, what was the conclusion of your experiment?"

Kid: "Don't eat food off the ground!"

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm consistently overthanked for Friday.

[Fallout @Fallout]

RT for a chance to win this #Fallout Loot Crate featuring:

☢️ Tunnel Snakes hoodie (size L)
☢️ Fawkes figure
☢️ Power Armor Build-a-figure
☢️ Vault-Tec Mug
☢️ Mouse Mat
☢️ Lone Wanderer pin!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Priest Regrets Vow Of Celibacy After Learning About Furries https://t.co/hgtIUY13w6

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

EXCERPT FROM THE WORLD'S MOST POPULAR MORAL CODE

"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

—Deuteronomy 25:11-12

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

EXCERPT FROM A BOOK IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM

"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her."
--Deuteronomy 22:28-29

[Mrs. B @MrsBowmanWrites]

I am a teacher. Arm me. Arm me with funding for a full time school Psychologist. Arm me with funding and mandatory school counselors. Arm me by funding smaller class sizes so I can best get to know every one of my 160 students and their families. Arm us with what we NEED.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Until this week’s fake stories all over the Internet, I assumed a “crisis actor” meant “in the style of Bill Shatner.”

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Young people have helped lead all our great movements. How inspiring to see it again in so many smart, fearless students standing up for their right to be safe; marching and organizing to remake the world as it should be. We've been waiting for you. And we've got your backs.

[Boogie2988 @Boogie2988]

You have to be a real piece of shit to openly mock the children victims of the latest school shooting.

I mean, jokes are fine, I guess. Forgivable.

But seeing people attack these kids for their looks or their emotions to further their political agenda is SHIT. You are evil.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Panicked Billy Graham Realizes He Took Wrong Turn Into Heaven’s Largest Gay Neighborhood https://t.co/eU9gWLPbbo