Kiburi the Boar

Bounty hunter, mercenary, thug and bully. A no-good scourge on the face of Mobius. #SonicRP #MVRP #OC

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

“What’re YOU lookin’ at?”

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[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

“Ugh. Feel like I got hit by a truck.”

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

“Pride month? Course I got Pride.” He snorts. What a dumb question.

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

There’s a very loud trumpeting sound from behind the boar.

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@MelanoidMenace -his way back into his ship. It’d be a serious race against time to get back home…

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@MelanoidMenace “Heh! Sucks for you, guess that means you gotta hit the litter box.”

He’d laugh at his own joke, before another noisy gurgle made him wince. No laughing when he’s about to blow.

“Urgh…I-I’ll catch you around, later!” He quickly turned tail and waddled out the door, squeezing-

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@desirxedfaith “…You’re really asking a lot, y’know that?” Some more audible grumbling. “Can I at least crush a few guys while I’m at it?”

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@desirxedfaith “Hmph. Well, I do have one good eye, I guess.”

He sighed, looks like he’ll have to really do some work this time.

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@desirxedfaith “What, like, bodyguard duty?” He deflates just a little. “Sheesh, I can do that easy. Might even be able to catch up on some shut-eye when things get real quiet, geheheh.”

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@desirxedfaith “Yeah yeah…who do you want beaten in the dirt this time?”

He cracked his knuckles.

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@desirxedfaith “It is when I’m trying to get some damn privacy. Whaddya want, anyways?”

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

“What the—“

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@MelanoidMenace “Hmph. Yeah, I guess so. Mind if I hit the can before I head out?”

Crude as ever, the boar got up while rubbing his belly a few times.

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@MelanoidMenace “Hmm…I still ain’t see it, but, if you say so. Maybe I’ll give it a shot next time I run into Star Chumps.”

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@MelanoidMenace “What, like, get your butt kicked on purpose?” He rose a brow incredulously. “Uh, yeah, I might be pretty sadistic but I don’t think I can pull off the other half of S&M, bud.”

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

The hog’s gut would rumble and gurgle ominously…

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@MelanoidMenace “…Okay, smart guy. Let’s hear it, how would YOU handle a rival then? Gimme some advice, why don’tcha.”

He huffed, taking the piss a little but staring Panther right in the eye. He wouldn’t admit it, but there was some curiosity guiding those questions as well.

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@MelanoidMenace “Heh! You’re darn’ tootin’! I’d make sure that rivalry wouldn’t last more than a day!” He says that with such confidence, not realizing the connotation it implies.

As if to add to such a statement, his gut would rumble and gurgle a few times.

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@MelanoidMenace “Ugh. I WISH I had one of those.” He lets out a long drawn out sigh as he slumped against the table. “Having some lousy pipsqueak to crush AND getting paid to do it? Sign me up, I don’t need nothing else in life, geheheh.”

[Kiburi the Boar @BoarForHire]

@MelanoidMenace “Think it’ll bring some big bucks in our way?” He huffs. “Although, those goody two-shoes have had it way too nice lately. It’d be fun just to get the chance to ruin their day.”