Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus)

We don't make a lot of the tweets you read. We make a lot of the tweets you read better.

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@AndrewBucholtz I hope you have your top 5 headlines already written.

Heat too mild for Nuggets?

Fans turn on Nuggets after Heat proves too much?

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@PonchoRebound @PeaceLoveNGames Is the main reply surge over now so we can get on to the frank discussion about your background and color scheme choices?

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@AndrewBucholtz Sadly I don't think I'm making it this year. I'll DM you if the stars align and I'm able to sneak in a drive up for a few hours.

Enjoy our bay area hospitality!

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@PonchoRebound

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

I mean, it was only a matter of time before this tool followed his complete lack of ethics to some place like actual blackmail.

[Eize Basa @PonchoRebound]

Give me $7500 or I’ll tell people I really loved your game.

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@jscottzumwalt @LostR2 No shitposter ever tweets the same thread twice.

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@PonchoRebound The Dude Elides.

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@PonchoRebound Tell me you're a math major without telling me you're a math major.

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@PonchoRebound Now do Betamax and LaserDisc

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@PonchoRebound @zackpintchik Can you stop yelling and just think of the poor horses?

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@PonchoRebound

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@PonchoRebound This is following on your previous thread and we are now supposed to dig into the differences between lazy and tired?

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@PonchoRebound @SC_Reviews_Dan Eize: Debating the particulars of fine northeastern grammar.

Me: Still trying to work out duh vs. no duh.

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@PonchoRebound You spent at least 10 minutes explaining to her that Crocs are not flip-flops, didn't you?

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@BlindGrigori @PonchoRebound

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@PonchoRebound It's content like this that requires me to believe Eize's tweets are the literal truth because that's the world I want to live in.

Well, that and the eyes behind the mask.

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@dnlnwmn Not sure how much protein you're after, but RXBARs and Perfect Bars are certainly a step up from previous generations of offerings.

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@PonchoRebound I'm on my phone right now so can you explain why everyone has nachos?

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@lizscher @PonchoRebound For most, the day they tweeted such a prediction would be the most important day of their life. For Eize, it was Friday.

[Presidential Board Game Czar (Emeritus) @BoardGameCzar]

@PonchoRebound You mean remind you not to invite him back, right?