Gary with a G

Gary is what Gary does.Gary with a g.I like free styling.can count to 10 in 100 seconds.I have a sock collection.met a dog named dawg. love you dawg.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

I just roller bladed to an old broke down out of business Sizzlers.

Memories from the past flooded over me. That’s the place where I would brag about my Pokémon card deck to the beautiful waitress while eating my steak and buffet ice cream.

I was the coolest kid in town by a mile…

Imagine a 6 ft tall kid in ripped jeans and a sleeveless white T. Doing sweet tail whips on his razor scooter while sipping a Monster energy drink in front of Hollywood video store.

Ladies would come and sit on the curb listening to Linkin park and awe as I rubbed wax on my scoot scoot for a dope grind sesh.

I had a bunk bed in my room even though one person slept in there. GTA Vice city was always ready to be played on my own TV. My He-man comforter set was the envy of the block. I invented sliding down the stairs with a mattress.

Should of seen me. You probably wish you could of been me. No one was more popular and no one still is.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

#lovepenisinmymouth

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@9mmsmg Sounds like you love penis in your mouth.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@DailyLoud

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@mike27356894 While us “Gary’s” still get hated on.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@ben_butthole @Elev8_Steve @ninaturner No worries, I’ll buy his stuff in your place.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@InternetH0F Make it a large.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@kirawontmiss Bet you know the word though.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@CoriBush

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@mmpadellan Nothing worse than a non-Christian telling Christians how un-Christian they are.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@Snakeeater36 Snorted what?!

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@KonstantinKisin @TheLaurenChen

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@ODoralb @SameeraKhan

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@ianmiles Someone used ChatGPT to write this.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@ScottAdamsSays She did mean it.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@shahh

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@loganclarkhall Socks on or off?

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@lildoge18 That’s almost 204 whole days of playing…

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@koreanjewcrypto Hey Gainzy, hit me up I’ll spread all good things about you and even say you beat up 15 guys at once for calling me a nerd.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@TopLobsta Hey @TopLobsta I challenge you to a roller blade contest and and 3 team death match contest on gears of war 4.

I’ll even take my favorite/lucky socks off.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@TopLobsta Hey mom. Hey Carl. Hey Dawg. I’m super famous now.

[Gary with a G @BoardTweeter]

@TopLobsta said he had some dudes wife in his DM’s. I wanted to see them. He said I was an ALT (must be a slur of some sort) then quote tweeted me. Then blocked. All I said was hey to my mom and Carl and my dog named dawg.