Chester McButternutter, CFA

Giddy Up / God Speed / Luck Favors the Well Prepared

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But if alcohol was water🤯🫨

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Baggage claim workers are professional rage baiters

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Whoever put “I” and “u” next to each other on the keyboard sucks

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Tipping culture is the gayest part of America

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When the addy got the study sesh feeling like “holy shit I love learning”

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Pro-tip: When Chris Collinsworth is announcing, mute the TV, makes the game much more enjoyable

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Fortnite might be the most addicting game of all time

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Being a dude is waiting for the absolute last possible day you can to do your laundry

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Pooping with the door open is one of the more liberating feelings in life

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I feel like The Weekend shouldn’t be allowed to say the n-word

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but this is the (8th?) straight year that the white crayon has made 1st-Team All-Useless?

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TOTD (Tweet of the day)

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Gonna start making this a regular purchase again

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Talking about something random but in sports or stock terms is peak male interaction

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Fuck poison ivy fr, God really fucked up with that one

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How it feels when the punchline text takes way longer to send for no reason

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If you grab your ice breakers from the “one” lid, please never talk to me again

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@bigpoo2414 @addy_bot1212

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@addy_bot1212 @bigpoo2414 Just make out already

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@bigpoo2414 @sirfletch62 @fentdoerdave You just don’t get it

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@fentdoerdave I mean I’d become Heisenberg too if that mf was my son