#GoblinBehavior

using this time to try and harness my chaotic goblin energy

[#GoblinBehavior @BoatPilot_]

I recently made a new Twitter and Instagram with a new email attached for my art things. If you're interested in my doodles and commissions or just wanna see my dumpster fire art, this is where they'll be.

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

Is this how idiots acted when seatbelts were invented? They protested over their right to die in a crash? My god. WEAR THE MASK.

[#GoblinBehavior @BoatPilot_]

I understand not everyone knows their workplace's corporate number...I get it...but like, if one more person tells me to "Google it"...I stg. I KNOW HOW GOOGLE WORKS JUST SAY IDK AND I WILL BE ON MY WAY.

[Nicole Turner @niklynn98]

Hey can yall plz be nice to retail workers, waiters, literally any employee right now?? It is as busy as the holiday season and chances are they’re under staffed bc they lost millions of dollars while closed for the pandemic THAT IS STILL HAPPENING. Please be nice!!!

[#GoblinBehavior @BoatPilot_]

Quarentine isn't even technically over yet and I'm already sick of people.

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

I’ve received 300 applications thank you I think that’s enough to start a hobgoblin army

[#GoblinBehavior @BoatPilot_]

@tylergaca I'm a goblin...but I bet I could learn hobgoblin ways...I'm a fast learner, a team player and I have many good references

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

Want to know if anybody’s judging you for going out without wearing a mask and not social distancing? Well, wonder no more. Because it’s me. I, Brian Wecht, am judging you. Wear a mask and give other people space.

[#GoblinBehavior @BoatPilot_]

@zackborell No lie, I thought you said "my grandma's dead ass" and I was....worried, to say the least.

[#GoblinBehavior @BoatPilot_]

I cannot believe I forgot how much I love #AvatarTheLastAirbender

[⭐️ Griffin Candey ⭐️ @griffincandey]

So, the bar I work at opened back up last night, and I gotta say, y'all:

Just fucking don't go to restaurants right now. Just don't do it.

[Audrey #BLM @[email protected] @lifeasaweiler]

"iT's oUr HeRitAgE"
Pokemon Go has lasted longer than the confederacy did and with three times the Americans behind it, you're lucky they only took the statues down instead of replacing them with Pikachus

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

With just two words I fear I might have already blown my chances with Cody 🤦🏼‍♂️

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Anyone else ever drop your phone, try to save it with your foot, but end up punting the device into tomorrow instead?

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I don't know why these images have disappeared from our TLs, but the #BlackLivesMatter protests have not stopped.

Dozens happened around the world today. This is Boston 👇

[chino @chaseonclouds]

This is how successful & healthy friendships and relationships work.

[Gelus⁷ 🌙 @nyangelus]

Yes I’m an artist. Yes I don’t know how to pick colors or color theory at all. Yes we exist

[#GoblinBehavior @BoatPilot_]

@Candr0meda Lmao well I'm just some godless socialist, so what do I know anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

[#GoblinBehavior @BoatPilot_]

Lol, so today I got to listen to a random man scream at me for 5 full minutes about the strong bias of the survey that I was calling for... I don't make the question, I just work here...

[sarah @s_whip_]

the fact that sohla was hired at bon appetit for $50K/year and doesn’t get paid for video appearances like her white colleagues is digusting. anyways here’s a montage of her cooking circles around everyone at ba