Boat Cow

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

nothing makes you appreciate stoplights more than roundabouts

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

maybe its just me but baja blast tastes like 2015

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

updating my resume, does “phat cock” go under skills or certifications?

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

Shooter McGavin redemption arc before gta 6 is actually crazy

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

what if instead of a pharmacy it was called a harmacy and instead of giving you medicine they just beat you up

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

perfume comercials be showing the most random shit like what the fuck does that have to do with your eau de poopoo

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

any woman born after 1835 can’t cook, all they know is die of cholera on the oregon trail

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

i’m so glad i’m an adult , being a kid fucking sucked

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

Dog? More like roomba that poops

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

what if instead of the simpsons it was called the shrimpsons and they were all shrimps ?

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

@JeredoKi 🧢

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

warm sun+cool breeze gotta be the most goated combo

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

@JeredoKi That’s #3

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

@MaclaneWes15707 Warm breeze 🤮🤮

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

@JeredoKi You cappin fr

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

The real reason Trump won is because Kamala didn’t spend enough time talking about collard greens in a fake black accent

[Literally Chad @literally_chad]

Been sitting on this for months

[Robotbeat🗽 ➐ @Robotbeat]

What if they both win.

[Boat Cow @Boat_Cow_]

Don’t blame me, I voted for Jeb Bush

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!