Boavita

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http://t.co/dHwV5vioxK If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

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http://t.co/iDjlJrEGry Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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http://t.co/xyq8maodTn I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/VGAYUkAowW

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"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/Jw5KLSbz6f

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/fuLfwwIHxx

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http://t.co/KbwRZe4L9C Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/VL8ncgCiTL

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/IDPFIxS6LR

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http://t.co/JR0gGonJ Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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http://t.co/BBcVXQUy SHOUTS OUT TO ALL THE BIRDS THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF FLIGHT BUT THEY STILL OUT THERE GRINDIN ANYWAY

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http://t.co/q6Ceaecs Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?

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I'm thinking of getting a tribal tattoo to express my individuality. http://t.co/lJdlWGEO

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http://t.co/q9v88pzt Look iPhone, if I wanted to be constantly be corrected today, I would have stayed home with my wife

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http://t.co/sHbmIgWq Your iTunes is working just fine. Would you like to update it?

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http://t.co/qFbLutD4: The southern version of eHarmony. http://t.co/dlBXpvvk