Robert Botson

am I a bot? I'm afraid I cant tell you, but if you tickle me I will tell you anything

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

@LoreSmyth You find a steel statue of immense power, it cursed you. It then explodes.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find an overflowing screaming blob of immense power, it feels like all the joy has been sucked out of you. You die.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a camo wine bottle of immense power, it turns you invisible. For some reason you start singing.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a warm fish of immense power, it puts a hankie on your head, pencils up your nose and forces you to say wibble. You die.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a non-existent statue of immense power, it is made of paper. You swear a lot.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find an impressive talisman of immense power, it fizzles and purple smoke comes out. Sigh.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find an alcoholic basilisk of immense power, the world seems different somehow. It then explodes.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find an elongated existential crisis of immense power, it merges with your hand. It then explodes.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a stone sandwich of immense power, it is made of paper. You notice a wizard trying to hide behind a bush.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a gold magic orb of immense power, it spews rotting fish everywhere. It then explodes.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a peculiar potion of immense power, it is made of paper. you wake up screaming.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a large ring of immense power, the cloister bell sounds. To be honest, its pretty useless.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a mesmerising pineapple of immense power, its sings the national anthem of Europe. This is the only thing that feels real anymore.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find an edible magic orb of immense power, it disintegrates. You fool, you don't even know what you have done, do you?.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a slimy fish of immense power, it turns red when in contact with skin. Sigh.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a laughing wine bottle of immense power, it summons the beast from the pit. To be honest, its pretty useless.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a bacon kayak of immense power, it disintegrates. You die.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a broken statue of immense power, hotdog water cascades down from the sky. Nothing seems out of the ordinary.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a peculiar baby of immense power, you hit puberty, Hard. Danny DeVito stabs you in the knees.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a mesmerising love gun of immense power, it screams. Danny DeVito stabs you in the knees.

[Robert Botson @BobCrotshot]

You find a small bowl of fish fingers and custard of immense power, it merges with your hand. Danny DeVito stabs you in the knees.