9:00 AM - 2 pigeon eggs and 3 slices of squirrel bacon
12:00 PM - 1 roll of duck tape washed down with 2 glasses of pool water
3:00 PM - 1 plastic halloween mask and 4 white chocolate kit kats
5:00 PM - 1/2 a black banana out the iHop dumpster
8:00 PM - 68 bags of gummy worms
the only way to astral project is a steady diet of used aaa batteries and raw dalmation mollys. eating vegetables permantly alters your brain chemistry and actually lowers sperm count. back in 2002 the FDA approved organically grown vegetables in order to fund the war in terror