Chinese uncle

Arrest this guy. Seriously arrest this- you know what? Kill this guy. Just kill him.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Why isn’t it a genocide you fucking asshole? The Eagles fucking suck cock too.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Because Gaza is NOT a genocide. And plenty of Democrats do not believe it’s a genocide. And if the Democratic Party puts the words “Gaza” and “genocide” together in their platform, the Democratic Party will lose nationally and in battleground states. And they’ll deserve to lose.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Suck my dick and move back to Jersey you fucking bummmmm

[7even @OnyxMcGrady]

Knicks path to the finals…

-35 year old CJ McCollum lead Hawks

- The remains of Joel Embiid

- 37 year old washed James Harden

Is anyone impressed by this? Anyways, congrats on the weakest Finals appearance of all time.

That banner can hang in MSG for the next 50 years.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Hack-a-Mitch is actually a vital strategic advantage for the Knicks

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Mike Brown just baited Kenny Atkinson into intentionally fouling Mitchell Robinson. Out of the timeout, the obvious intention was to foul again as soon as the ball was inbounded and make him shoot free throws. Mike Brown then subs him for KAT, and now the Knicks are in the bonus for the rest of the 4Q.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Top 5 in teacher salary and Bottom 5 in test scoring is wild. Crony retard woman.

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

Arkansas raised starting teacher pay from 48th in the nation to top 5 and at the same time cut our income tax by 25%.

But trying to teach economics to Mayor Mamdani is probably a lost cause…

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Calling it Jew hate is way more harmful and dangerous and antisemitic than calling out Israel. Ted Cruz is an antisemite and a pedophile.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Jew hate is open & brazen in the Democrat party.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

You didn’t actually make a point here besides “$28 deli sandwich is yummy cause I’m a fat fuck. $10 value meal is yummy cause I’m a fat fuck.” Shut the fuck up.

[GHØST @Ghost_RC_]

Defending zoomers spending 28 dollars a day on lunch is the dumbest hill to die on. It just shows you are out of touch, and have no clue what $28 really gets you, and just like to bitch whenever given the chance.

In NYC, the most expensive city in America, 28 bucks gets you an enormous, in-house butchered and exquisitely prepared, legendary pastrami sandwich from Katz Deli, and people already call that overpriced.

And now people want to act like evil capitalists are taking a gun to their heads and forcing them to buy some shit preservative filled, skimped out fast food slop with a big cup of ice and watered down soda for 28 dollars in Buttfuck, Missouri. Everyone with a brain knows that the "value meals" at these price gouging fast food chains are not even the best bang for the buck in those establishments. You can buy 2 Whoppers from Burger King for like 8 bucks or a Taco Bell Lunch Box for like 10 bucks last I checked.

The problem is that there is a stupidity epidemic. Zoomers especially are cooked, and the boomers are right about this one.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

This is the most brain dead shit ever man kill yourself with a gun

[Jamie Metzl @JamieMetzl]

I am a Democrat and a lifelong human rights activist. I strongly believe in multiculturalism and that diversity is our strength.

But let me be clear:

Zohran Mamdani poses a fundamental threat to the Jewish community of New York City. His active misinformation and incitement, if left unchecked, will almost certainly lead to violence and otherwise avoidable deaths.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Btw Jessica’s cousin Steve is named in the Epstein files

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch, addressing JCRC-NY gala:

“I understand that for many of you, having a Jewish police commissioner is deeply comforting.

“Please know that I do not take that responsibility lightly. I feel it in my mind, in my bones and in my heart, and it helps shape the work that I do to keep all communities safe.”

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Spoken like someone who has no fucking clue or care about how public education works. He wants that ladies $21,000. He should kill himself.

[Manhattan Institute @ManhattanInst]

"New York City spends roughly $37 billion/year to educate about 850,000 kids. That's over $42,000 per child per year. And the results are abysmal.

Two-thirds of fourth graders can't do math properly and almost three-quarters can't read at grade level...

...What we can do, Mr. Mayor, is tell every mom in NYC that the $42,000 currently spent on that terrible education is going to be her money."

Jeff Yass, one of the 2026 Alexander Hamilton Award honorees, on how we can solve NYC's education crisis through school choice.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Jordan Clarkson Knicks highlight reel to Boys Don’t Cry would do numbers

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

You have to have a brain tumor man Jesus Christ

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

This ends with this guy killing himself for sure

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

BREAKING: Chirayu Rana re-filed his 'sex slave' lawsuit with witness statements

Some details:

*A "completely naked" Hajdini woke up a family friend of Rana who was trying to sleep while visiting Rana
*Hajdini sat on the couch he was sleeping on, lit a cigarette and began begging that he "join them" in the bedroom
*After refusing several times, Hajdini said "you know I own [redacted], so you better come join."
*The witness heard Rana pleading "no, no, no, you have to leave. I’m not going to do this. Please stop."
*The witness saw Hajdini get "handsy" with Rana at a Kygo concert at the Barclays Center in September 2024

*The other anonymous witness saw Hajdini kissing Rana's neck on the street during the summer of 2024
*She overheard them entering her apartment building and hearing Hajdini say something like "I own you Brownie"

The two anonymous witness are a male family friend of Rana and female apartment owner where the family friend was staying

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

And he’s a racist bastard

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

Radio Man is the most famous “homeless” movie star who has been featured in over 100 Hollywood films

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

He won’t be front runner after June 13th, 2026.

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

NEW: Shohei Ohtani has reached a 72% chance to win NL MVP on Kalshi. It’s still April:

72% — Shohei Ohtani
7% — Corbin Carroll
6% — Ronald Acuna Jr.
5% — Elly De La Cruz

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

5th place swimmer to right wing grifter to M4A advocate pipeline

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

It's been 7 months since we had our baby and we're still receiving unexplained hospital bills in the mail.

Hardly ever an adequate description of services. Just a QR code to pay online.

It feels intentionally confusing and difficult to get answers. We want price transparency.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

“Yeah I just need to have 6 drinks in an hour to do my job” -Guy who wrote an essay about cheating on his wife

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Dave Grohl has shared the secret to having no vocal cord issues: beer, whiskey, Advil, more whiskey, more beer.

"Maybe eight years ago, I had to go get my vocal cords checked out and I'd never done that. And the [doctor] sticks the camera down into my throat. And he looks at my vocal cords and he goes, 'Wow, they look great." And I said, 'You're kidding.' He said, "No, they look amazing. Do you do vocal warm-ups?" I said, 'No, I don't.' And he goes, 'OK, do you do like vocal cooldowns after a show?' I said, 'No.' And he said, 'Well, what do you do before a gig?'

I said, 'Honestly? An hour before the show, I'll open a beer and I'll start drinking the beer. I might take an Advil because my knees hurt, my ankles hurt — whatever I'm old. Then I'll have a shot of whiskey. And then once the beer is done, I'll open another beer. Then we'll maybe have a group shot of whiskey, which we call 'band prayer.' Then someone will say '15 minutes' and I open one more beer and have one more shot and then hit the stage.'

And my doctor said, 'Just don't change what you're doing. It's working.' And I was like, 'OK, great.'"

(via Dish Podcast)

📸: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

A lot of you would be hanging from a ceiling fan if it weren’t for this brain dead app

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Mad Men is fundamentally a show about racial resentment against WASPs and White men in general. The main character is literally called "Dick White-Man" and he cucks like three Jewish dudes through the series run, including one that looks exactly like the showrunner.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Judge killing the Yankees culture for an ALCS loss every year

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

NEWS: New York Yankees players recently pitched higher-ups on the team wearing alternate jerseys for the first time in franchise history, a league source briefed on the conversations told The Athletic.

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Bridges and Hart should not touch the ball in the 4th quarter

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Karl-Anthony Towns as Knicks choke in fourth quarter and lose Game 2 by one point 107-106 as Hawks head home with series even 1-1:

18 points
8-12 FG
0-2 fourth
8 rebounds
0 fourth

[Chinese uncle @BobEvansUS]

Championship window is closed

[SNY Knicks @sny_knicks]

Mike Brown says he's trying to figure out the difference on foul calls between Jalen Brunson and CJ McCollum, even after asking the officials

"I'm still trying to figure out what's a bump and what's not a bump. You see a guy like CJ [McCollum] drive and if you chest him, it's a foul. Jalen [Brunson]'s driving and he's getting the same bump. He's not as light or as quick as CJ, so the speed may not be the same. But when he's going he's getting hit and he's getting knocked away from the bucket"