Bob Father

Fake Bob Fonseca from the Morning Show on 93.7 KLBJ. The best of @BobFonseca!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I'm not here to win a popularity contest!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

Puffies, no doubt!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

Fire, it's the original television!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I don't know how much it takes to get a monkey drunk?

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

How much dinosaur juice is left in the ground?

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

@DaleDudley @DaleDudley if exercising, wearing my kids clothes and banging my wife every other day, if that's trying to hard to stay young. Guilty as charged!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

@DaleDudley we'll grow up eventually...some day.

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

You can't stretch paper!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I know plenty about beavers!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I want money pants!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

@ChuyontheRadio you got time to jerk, you got time to work!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

Just eat my food and trip your balls off.

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I'm trying to win the internet!

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I like a little sushi but I don't get weird. Know what I'm saying.

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

What's a #poolparty without #pinãcoladas ?

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

There's all kind of perve cameras you can get now.

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I'm Doink available! 😉

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I haven't had any strange..

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I got an ass? Don't I?

[Bob Father @BobFather937]

I hurt my fupa!