Bob Frog

Retired NHL Scout. Montreal Canadiens Head of Scouting Dept. 1998-2012. Dallas Stars Scouting Ops. Manager 2015-2018. DM for business inquiries/scouting lessons

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

When your coach is a loser content with mediocrity, your captain is a 🐱 traitor, and your goalie belongs in a special needs institution, don’t be surprised when you lose to overhyped trash cans.

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

Davies and Crapeau are traitors who need to be deported from this country and I’m not joking.

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

The coaching staff need to be deported as well. Marsh comes in to this game saying you’re content with being eliminated? You’re a traitor and are not welcome in my county. As a proud Canadian I’m ashamed to be Canadian.

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

This is what I was afraid of
https://t.co/pKB0Miklbz

[Marco D'Amico @mndamico]

During the media presser for Gleb Pugachyov:

Reporter: "Hey Gleb, can you pronounce your name for us?"

Pugachyov: "Gleb"

🙃

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

I take serious issue with the Pugachyov draft pick. I’m not racist, furthest thing from it, but many Russians tend to struggle with IQ due to a potential lack of genetic variation caused by WW2. A particularly dysgenic phenotype is present in Pugachyov, which to me is concerning.

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

People often ask me: Mr. Frog, why do you keep tweeting despite receiving 0 likes?

The answer is simple: My insight is being followed very closely by some very influential people in the hockey world.

Due to my controversies, however, they do not engage with the material.

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

Landon DuPont’s full beard at 16 is a giveaway that he will be a bust. This is because it signals premature onset and termination of hormonal maturity.

As proof, look no further than similar cases such as McTavish, Wright, Beniers, Ekblad, Griffin Reinhart, etc.

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

Does dumbass Friedman really have to spoil the trade announcement by breaking it 1 minute early? #2026NHLDraft #RetardAlert

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

@NoahtheHabsfan No one’s more mentally stable than me. I’ve taken countless cognitive tests and passed most of them. Our captain said the fans were causing him to play differently to impress them in the playoffs. Does that sound like leadership to you?

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

I’m very close with Mr. Molson and I will be asking (ordering) him to strip Nick Suzuki of his captaincy. If the lights are too bright in the big moments, we can easily ship your ass off to Carolina for a proven veteran centre waiting for an opportunity.

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

@NHL_Muse Devon Toews

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

Jackson LaCombe

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

Kent Hughes do something you bald fuck

#NHLTradeDeadline

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

I understand that some loss of athleticism and aura are natural with age, but taking this advice will still be very helpful . @Protekgoalie please relay this message to Mr. Vasilevskiy, you can take the credit for his improved play. (5/5)

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

Andrei @Vasilevskiy88 it pains me to say this but you have fallen off. Though Tampa fans will cope, elite scouts like myself can see that the smooth athleticism and aesthetic appeal of your game is completely gone, which I believe has led to your statistical decline. (1/5)

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

Finally, you need to get your movements and set position - in particular the position and angle of your glove - back to how they were during this time. As it is now, your stance looks incredibly rigid and your hands are too low. (4/5)

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

One at a time ladies

[Bob Frog @BobFrogNHL]

I’m old enough to remember playing NHL18 with this guy going 1st overall in franchise mode. Taking him away from the toxic blackhawks culture may be enough to trigger a career resurgence.

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Looks like Montreal for Joe Veleno