BobFromCement

Professional radio talk show caller since 1982.

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

Let me decipher this BS for you. "Screw the family, planes go really fast and I can see them anytime I want. We all have Facetime, it's a great new technology. Since Joe C left, I've been bent over like a redheaded stepchild." #Sooners

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

@GeorgeStoia @SoonerScoop The last time someone showed me an "Elite Mindset," I was bent over by a bunch of unarmed liberals. Bad mistake on their part.

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

Samantha Ricketts ate Patty Gasso's breakfast, brunch, lunch, appetizers, dinner, buffet, BBQ and drank all the cocktails this weekend. She deserves consideration as next #Sooners coach. #MissSt

[Mason Young @Mason_Young_0]

#Sooners coach Patty Gasso’s opening thoughts after the season-ending loss to Mississippi State.

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

Hats off to the Nebraska softball coach. She gets a bargain basement deal from her hairdresser.

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

In an effort to one up everyone like West Norman chicks do with spring break trips...I'm checking in from Swink, OK @PlankShow #Sooners

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

This amazing wind just blew Miss Cement's panties down the street. They were inside in the washer. #okwx

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

@tre0808 @OU_Softball OG&E can't handle it when we have wind, rain, sleet or snow...but our rates increase.

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

Will new #Sooners AD Roger "We're Underdogs" Denny last longer than Howard Schnellenberger?

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

Never met a haberdasher...

[Toby Rowland @TRowOU]

More on OU’s new AD Roger Denny…

- spent 15 years practicing law and was a partner for SpencerFane LLP in St. Louis

- legal experience includes representing college athletic departments, sports businesses, coaching contracts and licensing

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[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

I knew the new OU AD hire was doomed when Trey Metoyer was named to the selection committee. #Sooners

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

I'm hooking up this dude with the chick that does my hair. #Sooners

[Barstool Sooners @OUBarstool]

I’ll trust Joe C and Randall Stephenson to find the right guy, but this is not as flashy as probably anyone was expecting

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

@KREFsports Very concerned. $150 suit and horrible tie knot. He gets a bargain deal on haircuts. What the hell are we doing? This is no Joe C!

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

Coach B is great! A smoke show. If someone can get her to call and cuss me out, I'll write a nice check to the program! #Sooners

[Jennie Baranczyk @SoonersCoachJB]

This team… Our fans… WOW!

TOGETHER or not at all!! ⭕️🙌❤️

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

What the hell are we doing? Horrible haircut. The University of Illinois hasn't produced anything since REO SpeedWagon attended there. #sooners

[Toby Rowland @TRowOU]

Sources have confirmed to me that OU will hire Illinois Deputy AD/COO Roger Denny as the Sooners new Athletics Director. A formal announcement will be made next week.

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

Apologize to the City of Cement. @bucees in Denton bent me over like a red headed stepchild. I've abused Cement's sewer system since the chopped BBQ gave me food poisoning last night. I tried to make a professional radio call to @markrsports but couldn't stop flushing. #bbq #tx

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

@TRowOU @LosSooners We're getting Rocky Rumped! Sources tell me our Pig Latin crew will be forced to broadcast via tin cans from the parking lot with their seeing eye dog. Hope the pre-game media meal is great or T Row will be furious. He always demands 8 enchiladas, 6 burritos & Kentucky whiskey.

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

Thanks a lot to the AT&T guy with the #sooners. How many points has he created for the team? I'm getting more robocalls now than the number of Lubriderm bottles Trey Metoyer has in his vehicle. #sooners

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

It was an honor to make a final professional radio call to my buddies @TRowOU & @tjperry1400 on @KREFsports. Scores of #sooners will miss your show. Table dances are on me at The Mont today!

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

I'm always concerned when dudes have bad tie knots. This is concerning. They need an image consultant @TRowOU @tjperry1400 #sooners

[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

OU Football announces key hires, including front office staff

Read more » https://t.co/N0FPJxXWXE

[BobFromCement @BobFromCement]

OU is incorporating mountain climber exercises and pin the tale on the donkey in pre-game warmups. Mountain Climbers took my buttocks to where it is now. Also @careymurdock's old Mainline Band will be part of the locker room ritual. They could jam! #sooners

[Carey Murdock @CareyAMurdock]

A big change for a program that suffered season crippling injuries last year.