@donwinslow The killing wasn't enough? They hacked the tail off this unfortunate creature and handed it to this cowardly little bwana for a selfie with his buck knife.
There is no more dangerously ruthless and bloodthirsty group of criminals than these rouge potato snatchers that now roam our plague infested heartland. Only heavily armed Sassy Boys in camouflage battle drag can save our spuds from these fiends.