Salvatore "Turtle" Assante

Massachusetts| Single digit handicap |D3 lacrosse All Conference Honorable Mention|IPA enthusiast|2-0 vs DUIs|

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@nvrslice_Smails @nailgunrick @tappedinpierre @Milanlucicburne Pure is a strong word to use here judge

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@dikyumad Sub them out for summer ale

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Why do black people feel the need to walk into a store on speaker phone

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@golfclubenjoyer Great spot

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@dukesferdabag

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@FuncleNed Just tore mine but I think I’m gonna fade sugary until the fall so I can golf

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Sorry I wasn’t born in 1923 #bitch

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@GibbonsPInitech Did the same this morning, have a day Gibby

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@officialqtodd1 @pattykaner8888 Agreed

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18 holes✅
10:00 am class ❌

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First Sam summer of the year

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@dukesferdabag Another night on the couch?

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@handybjs Different shoes #cbtm

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@Pope_johnxii Love the Texas tech beating bama had the same move

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What the fuck

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Skipped 3 classes today

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@Dragonov111 Uncle Rob sounds like the man

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I want to kill myself there’s no way we lost

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@ArlingtonBro That was the so gay

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@BobbyPlant68 To this day I won’t watch a British show because I hate their accent