Bob Jordan

Short, Near-Sighted, and Angry

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

It is my sad duty to report the passing of my father @BobJordan , who passed away Monday of a heart attack. Direct comments to @hawtgnutek .

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

UNC-Charlotte's nickname is the 49ers because it (then Charlotte College) was saved from permanent closure in 1949. Nothing to do with gold.

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

Remember when the NCAA College Cup was worthy of ESPN2? Now it is relegated to ESPN3 while they show a 30 for 30 rerun. Really? #norespect

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GOP Objects To 'Millionaires Surtax'; Millionaires We Found? Not So Much. The claim has never made sense to me. http://t.co/KbhLnPkK.

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Louis C.K.: The Next Steve Jobs Will Be A Chick. http://t.co/qVpCvN4t.

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The Utne Reader is moving from Minneapolis to Topeka--the home of Rev. Fred Phelps. Let the deathwatch begin. http://t.co/KCRjbgmM.

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@jlfrewin Charlie Weis = Rock Chuck, Jayhawk.

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

Community's spoof of Glee was better than any Glee episode this season. Plus I didn't have to endure Lea Michele. Can't wait for regionals!

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Crossfire Briefs: January 2012: Release 1 - http://t.co/egvCfpy1

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Apparently Honey Badger Does Care--at least about NCAA compliance with marketing player images. http://t.co/I5eoUtm4.

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

Pantone 2012 Color of The Year: Pantone 17-1463 Tangerine Tango. http://t.co/FksGnGPN. For orange, I am partial to Pantone 165 C.

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

Happy 68th Birthday, Jim Morrison! You should think about leaving Africa to visit the USA for a bit. #thedoors #mrmojorisin #lizardking

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

Archie Manning may have talked the Chargers out of keeping Eli, but no way he talks the Colts out of drafting Andrew Luck.

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

@squinttoyou @eejordan The Angels just saw the title of the movie and thought the secret was to spend the most money.

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

@eejordan Do you really need the expense and hassle of a kitten? Vet bills are not cheap. Declawing is a must.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Some girls are tan and others look like they went face first into a bag of Cheetos.

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

"In some circles, student debt is known as the anti-dowry." http://t.co/VCRsKQoY. #studentloans #college

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Rush is once again ignored by the Rock & Roll HOF. I will continue my boycott until Rush is inducted. http://t.co/G2c1FiI7. #injustice #rush

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

The first novel by @sarakayjordan is available for Kindle http://t.co/pLs6wy3V (and other ebook formats). See sarakayjordan.com for info.

[Bob Jordan @BobJordan]

Are liberals trying to brainwash your kids against capitalism? Fox Business calls "The Muppets" communist. http://t.co/pnW6cZph.