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[JP @BobProcterr]

I'm convinced Roy Keane is going to kill Slavan Bilic if he keeps touching his shoulder 😂 #CRONGA #WorldCup

[JP @BobProcterr]

Nearly 1000 illegal immigrants have come here since he become prime minister, and the silly cunt is talking about bread

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

What do you call one of these…

[TERFs ‘r’ us ©️ @Terfs_R]

The TV presenter is crying. She’s crying for everything we are about to lose.
💔😢

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: English football legend Harry Redknapp has spoken out on the illegal migrant invasion of Europe:

"They're all young blokes. Where are the women? They know this is the land of milk and honey. We're getting overrun."

[Dominik Tarczyński MEP @D_Tarczynski]

Be Like Poland.

[JP @BobProcterr]

Wayne Rooney's thoughts on the half time show live on TV "I'll be honest, I thought it was crap" 😂😂

[JP @BobProcterr]

So USA who are 1 of the 3 hosts of this world decide to sing their own national anthem ahead of Spain & Argentina. What about Mexico and Canada?

And who the fuck signed off this pre-recorded half time show bollocks 😂?

[JP @BobProcterr]

@ManUtd @LisandrMartinez No we're fucking not 😂

[JP @BobProcterr]

Never thought I'd be pissed off watching England go 4-0 vs France in the world cup, but here we are.

[JP @BobProcterr]

Watching England play like this when it means nothing is sickening

[JP @BobProcterr]

@FabrizioRomano I've had enough of this man and his bollock. € instead of £ to inflate because it's Man United. See ya

[JP @BobProcterr]

England are on BBC vs Argentina, and if we make it to the final, both BBC and ITV are showing it.

No more Sam Matterface or Lee Dixon commentary and no more adverts after the national anthems!

[Fella @FPLFella]

If you’re an England fan born in 2000, you have no idea how good you have it.

You turned 18 in 2018, and your entire adult life has just been watching England deep in tournaments. World Cup semis, Euros finals, quarter-finals... you missed decades of pure heartbreak

[Matt @NeverWinPots]

how does an attacker who touched the ball last not have a right to try and shield the ball? If a defender does that and the attacker bundles him over, it’s a free kick everyday of the week

[Max Scott @maxbscott]

‘The attacker put his leg in front of the defender’ is the craziest phrase to ever be spoken in the game of football.

Football is dying a slow and painful death.

#fifaworldcup

[JP @BobProcterr]

Remember before the competition started and their were fully grown adults debating over whether Morgan Rogers should start over Bellingham?

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

When you are a white guy in a UK pub and migrants harass a girl but there is a female cop.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

When you are a old white guy in the UK and migrants harass a woman in the queue but there is a female cop.

[Gaff @thesoopabees]

Argentina struggle against Cape Verde - “worthy opponents 👏”

France struggle against Paraguay’s low block but win with a penalty - “This is why France are going far, they win”

Brazil struggle against Japan - “but they still won”

England comeback to win against Congo after dominating - “England are a boring team, reliant on Harry Kane. How embarrassing”

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

"Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-integrate him into the home and he ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.