Bob Proehl

I wrote some books. Will write more. I write for @doubleelvisfm. I eat a lot of comics, and have some dogs. he/him

[Bob Proehl @bobproehl]

Doing the thing we are apparently supposed to do.

If I am no longer here, I will be in the following spots:

Instagram: https://t.co/b3U16AGYGX

Mastodon: https://t.co/dohWzKxXz2

TikTok: https://t.co/0ajiR7uPHT (where I am an elderly puggle)

Hive Social: @BobProehl

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Now through 05/07, save 50% on the "The Nobody People" audiobook by @bobproehl, and @bobproehl https://t.co/bZwcbPZxxI

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Remember: the chances of a dragon apocalypse are small, but never zero.

From the producers of the Maze Runner trilogy comes 'Dragon Day,' narrated by Hayley Atwell, @MichaelChiklis, Aldis Hodge, Greta Lee, Jimmi Simpson and a full cast: https://t.co/GH4tOvr8pZ.

[Love Hayley Atwell @HayleyAtwell_CN]

The new audiobook "Dragon Day" narrated by Hayley is available to listen to now.
Check it out on Audible.
#HayleyAtwell

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Dragon Day is available now on @audible_com

[Bob Proehl @bobproehl]

Super fun evening to be in a news-adjacent job. I'm going to watch LADY SNOWBLOOD (1973) and check back in after, if that's cool.

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Who wore it better?

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Poll.

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@riteshwriter It was just saying it's bizarre to announce that without an editor or "curator" or basically any creative at the head.

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@TSNOTYAW ...and got shouted down by protestors (including a couple plants in the audience) and then intro'd the guidance counselor to conduct an interview with an expert (me).

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@TSNOTYAW When I launched my book about a school for teens with superpowers, we decked out the venue with posters for school activities, and everyone was given a card with their power and their stance on "going public" with their powers. A friend played the principal...

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There is co-ordinated campaign to get me deported by Cornell Alumni. A leader of that campaign is a major donor to Andrew Cuomo. Please keep calling and writing in. This is bigger than my case but how these institutions operate.

[Bob Proehl @bobproehl]

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
the pets
that were in
your small town

and which
you were probably
attached
to emotionally

Forgive me
they were fictional
so made up
and so repeated

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@atrupar Is he...at an Olive Garden?

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@kibblesmith It's for when you want songs to battle each other to the death.

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@ElSandifer I'm getting some Chris Gaines here?

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@joypainlife @GNutsofHorror came here to say.

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@farahbakaari An important thing about a marriage proposal is that it is about an abstract political issue, not the person you want to Very Heterosexually marry.

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@rokwon So easy to do. Some folks don't want to be mentioned, but in the absence of a book having a proper "roll credits" option, I feel like this should be standard practice by authors (who are not jerks).

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Working on this website and I swear it is trying to kill me with ugly and stupid.

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@spencerbeswick Sweet, I'll check it out!