Bob Roberts

Political analyst. Disenfranchised nomad. Accidentally endorsed by Nadine Dorries (ex) MP

[Bob Roberts @BobRobPolitico]

On the bright side, all those times Rory McIlroy choked on majors don’t seem so bad now.

[bunkered @bunkeredgolf]

"He’s got Elon Musk, who I think is the smartest man in the world."

Rory McIlroy has made a big claim about Donald Trump's return to the White House...

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@melonusk101 I meant commence in earnest.

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Rees Mogg is out. Let the drinking commence.

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@JimTheRhino Cheers!

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Liz Truss out. Happy days. It’s probably the fault of the Bank of England. Or the elite. Or the lettuce.

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@seantresilian We can hope for both.

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It’s all because they ditched Boris Johnson according to Rees Mogg. If this prat loses his seat I’ll be drunk for a month.

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@seantresilian Or Mogg goes the other way.

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@Alison_Spice Agreed!

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That BBC exit poll is extremely disappointing and I can only hope it’s inaccurate. It’s disheartening to think 131 Tories might keep their seats. We can but hope they all end up in the bin.

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@partnumber2 Um… right.

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@Ne31phil Thanks. It's probably a temporary return. It depends on what other horrors lie ahead.

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Natalie Elphicke? Natalie fucking Elphicke?
Can someone please point Keir Starmer in the direction of the nearest mirror and tell him to have a good, long look in it? And if he's still got the receipt, send Elphicke back where she came from.

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Suella Braverman is correct: the Tories face electoral oblivion if their Rwanda plan fails. Thankfully, they also face electoral oblivion if it succeeds.

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@AndrewOathy That’s appalling behaviour. Sorry you have to go through that. It’s definitely getting worse.

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Just days after refusing to deny calling the government's Rwanda policy "batshit", James Cleverley has done it again. During PMQs he called the town of Stockton "a shithole". He's an embarrassment even to this embarassing government.

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@msjanebond007 Not sure... but ultimately the taxpayer always pays.

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Two years to work out the blindingly obvious.
All together now...

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@tomhfh I propose that if you're still intent on calling yourself a journalist, that you act like one.

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@visegrad24 @yashar Phew. Now we know it's okay.