Independent MP for Beckenham. Former UN Commander in Bosnia. Cricket enthusiast. Loves to nap in Parliament. Recently found guilty of racial slurs. Parody.
I can confirm that I beat all the Lib Dem councillors in an arm wrestle. It was particularly pleasing to beat @ChloeJane_Ross and her woke ideas. She duly conceded and said, "Bob, you are as strong as an Ox". Money raised will be donated to my flights to Bahrain.
Time To Get A Bigger Boat!
We've finally signed the lease to next door, and we've got some big plans for 2024. Expect more Seating, Live Music and Beer! We aim to bring you the best selection of Cask Beer with us going to six lines while Keg Beers will be going to twenty Taps.
Whats On At The Three Hounds!
We have a quiet few weeks before we get into our usual event schedule. We will be showing the Six Nationed downstairs throughout February plus the Superbowl!
I will be singing on Beckenham Green tomorrow 1pm . Family Friendly event raising money for the upper middle classes who have had it hard this year.
Set list includes:
Deck the Lib Dems
O Litttle Town of Beckenham
Joy to Bahrain
Good King West Wickham
Knoll Knoll
An Ode to Beckenham by Col Bob 'Bahrain' Stewart
Oh, Beckenham
You are my Fam
You hath a tram
In Waitrose, there is jam
In O'neills, I sniff a gram
In Penge, I couldn't give a dam
Lib Dems are a sham
hung me like a lamb
revenge, I will, bish bosh; thank you, ma'am.
An Ode to Beckenham by Col Bob 'Bahrain' Stewart
Oh, Beckenham
You are my Fam
You hath a tram
In Waitrose, there is jam
In O'neills, I sniff a gram
In Penge, I couldn't give a dam
Lib Dems are a sham
hung me like a lamb
revenge, I will, bish bosh; thank you, ma'am.
ULEZ Update. I have written to @SadieSink today requesting the ULEZ boundary be pushed back to Penge. My Beckenham constituents have had it hard. ULEZ fees for our £200k 4x4's are costly. How will they afford a meal at one of the 200 Turkish restaurants in Beckenham?
Well, well, well, a team of Marxists who ousted me. The Commies pictured below are often seen in the basement of @threehoundsbeer holding secret meetings.