BobTheHotdog

trying to bury my weiner in some buns

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Girls be like “I know a spot” and then stick their finger up your ass

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Ok. I’m done. It’s over. I’m uninstalling. The BTHD era of Twitter is over (I still am logged in on desktop) goodbye 👋

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When your poop splashes and I’m like oooh free bidet

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Oh my fucking god Shut the fuck up please, please block me

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Sorry I have to grease my cat

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Police officer more like a police ass sniffer

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Some girls have never been called mommy before, and I’m here to fix that…

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Honestly I’d do anything if a nice pretty girl told me I should

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You’re so full of shit, I’m so full from shit we are not the same

Mmmmm.

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This girl with short brown hair quoted watsky to me and now I quite literally can’t go on.

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Auschwitz is just one art school away from artist

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Aye come porridge

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Straight burstin rn

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Girls are so pretty it so unfair I just wanna hold their hands and make them smile

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Imean ngl I’d fuck the shit out of a mermaid

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My knuchlrs are so much bigger than the rest of the finger i use them like anal beads

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Minecraft potion sound effect plays while I’m eating ass

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11 inch dick but only if counting in base 4

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I just realized my kitty might have bad eyesight and need glasses like I do and that makes me sad

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Incels watching beauty and the beast be like: “it’s not fair! He was tall and muscular!!”

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I’m not trans and I did not have a “strong male role model” nor did I ever feel the need for one I was raised by like four women

[critchy @ChrissyTiber]

the “strong male role model” dogwhistle thing that transphobes are doing is so funny because at least 80% of cisgender dads have absolutely no idea how to communicate with their children