Bob

Air spirit and oft abused and neglected assistant to the wizard Harry Dresden

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

@harrydresden (I feel for you. But I can't wait to read how it all comes out. I miss playing over here.)

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

I'm kinda worried about the boy @AlexRevirell. He was physically and emotionally bruised when we left. Not like him to be absent so long.

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

Anybody seen @harrydresden around the aethernet? I haven't seen him in a few weeks. Since that brouhaha down in Mexico with the Red Court.

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

Hmmm...The place is dusty and unpopulated.

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

I am glad Santa is a good guy. He got past the wards AGAIN this year. I still don't know how he does it. And I am an information DYNAMO!

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

@sylliebee SHOW US YOUR BOO....Oh, that was an "N". Never mind, as you were.

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

@sylliebee You are a goddess in my personal pantheon. For the less literate, "pantheon" does NOT mean "harem."

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

@AlexRevirell I'll remind you next time. ;)

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

@AlexRevirell Not necessarily. Painting on a potion can be very NOT boring. *leer*

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

@AlexRevirell You bruised yourself. On ice. So did you put ice on the bruise to make it go away? That would be irony at it's finest!

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

@sylliebee Do me favor and underline the good parts?

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

Remember kids, magnets and testicles do NOT mix! http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/12/10/magnets-and-testicles-do-not-mix/

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

Remember kids, mistletoe: good for kissing under, bad for using as a garnish.

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

@sylliebee "Fast Feet" potion can be based in any, depending on preferred taste. It mixes best with Turkish coffee, but strain the grounds.

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

.@murff05 They need to knock that right off! This is why I avoid teenage girls like the plague!

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

@murff05 I prefer to think of it as making the teenage have higher expectations than a pedophiliac stalker who plays mind games. :)

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

Also, make sure to salt and burn the turkey bones. We do NOT need another zombie turkey uprising. *shudder*

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

When cooking this weekend, make sure to keep your working herbs and your cooking herbs separate. Killing guests is not good hospitality.

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

To keep evil spirits out, pour salt across your doors, windows and any other openings. To keep ants away use black pepper or cinnamon.

[Bob @BobTheSkull]

For those considering updating their creature information sources, vampires do NOT "sparkle".