Bob Tony

I used to do stand up but now I just tweet from my couch. So I guess now I do lay down.

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

Hey! Guess what? Never mind. #MakeMeMadIn5Words

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

@minchoi @xai Yep. Grok got dummer and has no options for the image. If you select any change its starts from scratch with a whole new image. Sucks

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

Apollo $13,000,000,000 #WealthyActionMovies

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

@danagould Why didn’t they keep filming? I wanted to see how they ripped their hands off the wall!

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

Rich Strike shows big burst to win the #KentuckyDerby2022 then proceeds to roid rage on the other horses.

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Because comedians don’t have a medical chart for everyone in the audience.

[Xuan Liu @xxl23]

Shitty joke but am actually quite impressed by how Chris Rock handled that.

Backing off from a violent confrontation when someone is testing you instead of going primal takes a lot.

And c'mon Will what are we doing here? You're a grown ass man, & Jada is not that fragile

[Variety @Variety]

Will Smith has released a statement after last night's incident at the #Oscars: "Violence in all of its forms is poisonous and destructive. My behavior at last night’s Academy Awards was unacceptable and inexcusable." https://t.co/WrMBlyKFK0

[Duchess Gummybuns @Kathleen_McGee]

I’m honestly curious, which team are you on? The one that’s a crazy Scientologist that seems really unhinged or Chris Rock?

[Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny]

Dang I’d be embarrassed if my husband slapped a man in public. I’m worth a close-fisted punch. #Oscars

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I mean, it's amazing that twitter attacking comedians for making jokes here about last night don't see that they're doing the same shit Will did last night. When people take jokes literally, society is just over.

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

Yoko broke up the Beatles. #FakeTheBeatlesFacts

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

Bohemian Rhapsody in Blue

#2SongsLyricMashUp

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

Get rid of political parties

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

Who Wants To Be A Thousandaire? #MakeAtvShowHumiliating

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

The Friend Zone Boat #MakeAtvShowHumiliating

[Kelly Kass @KelKass]

I Dream of Weenies #MakeAtvShowHumiliating

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

Ted Gimp Lasso #MakeAtvShowHumiliating

[勇男Shanzo @ShanzoNoji]

Shart Tank #MakeAtvShowHumiliating

[Bob Tony @BobTony42]

Breathing was optional. #HalloweenAsAKidVideos