bobby

what are we doing

[bobby @BobW2004]

Someone just wrote the first book about spices with common synonyms. It’s about thyme

[bobby @BobW2004]

I went to both my psychiatrist and doctor last week. They told me that I have the knees and soul of a 65 year old man.

[bobby @BobW2004]

Anyone else need to watch YouTube videos at 0.5 speed?

[bobby @BobW2004]

Kids these days #genz

[ABC News @ABC]

Three teenage girls allegedly attacked their mom and tried to stab her with kitchen knives because she turned off the Wi-Fi, according to authorities in Texas. https://t.co/jTythlGedu

[bobby @BobW2004]

People say Instagram reels are waste of time but what else would I be doing really late at night

[bobby @BobW2004]

Sometimes it would be nice if there were more seats on the bus

[bobby @BobW2004]

Windows are kind of dangerous when someone is trying to get you

[bobby @BobW2004]

Anyway you slice it, you know?

[bobby @BobW2004]

If you’re bummed just go and win something

[bobby @BobW2004]

I need 5% tint so I can sing in my car

[bobby @BobW2004]

I think I told my doctor too much…

[bobby @BobW2004]

Like if your still awake

[bobby @BobW2004]

@DrGuru_ I’d have to wait to see what happens after the season starts to establish whether or not we are considering the Phoenix Suns a “superteam.”

[bobby @BobW2004]

Dwayne Wade

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Name the modern day version of this NBA player.

[bobby @BobW2004]

Is it illegal if I tip with counterfeit money? @USTreasury

[bobby @BobW2004]

I see one snake and I’m uneasy all day

[bobby @BobW2004]

4/20 is the best day to get pink eye

[bobby @BobW2004]

No way batteries work

[bobby @BobW2004]

@CBS you'd better start cooking up a whole new season of @YoungSheldon. I've seen all of the existing episodes, and they are just so darn funny. PLEASE MAKE MORE!

[bobby @BobW2004]

She’s a ten but she has a runny nose