Bobbie Walles

I live a glamorous lifestyle in America.

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Some more shots of the Central Artery from November 1990. Forgot about the harrowing lane changes required to navigate this highway.

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@donwill The first five Black Sabbath albums.

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@TimeWharp hundred percent

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Do you reject Satan and all other accounts they may have or create?

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: the strangest thing about this decade is all the Denver airport murals coming the fuck true.

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Lotta folks I know are operating under the assumption that if they just had the attention of a million more people then their lives would finally improve.

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There's some strange vibes at this current Taco Bell.

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Hey, Siri. Play Arvel Skeen yelling "let's go!"

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Turtle paranoia is turtle awareness.

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Posting end of year podcast recommendations with a straight face like "here are the voices in my head."

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weaving a net of positive energy @ourwickedlady sat 12/3. be there!

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It's 2009. You cue up Carter III and log onto Reddit. Every post is like:

I was today years old when I learned "butt dial" and "booty call" mean different things.

You smile, you sip. This is the peak.

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I just need to repost this every so often. Sorry...

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I meet new people and they don't remember me. I can no longer charm my way into a sold out show. Stress is real.

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Realizing only today I've been living with ability damage (CHA -5) for over two years.

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I'm so hungry (for emotional connection) that I could eat a horse.

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Jonesin'. I could really go for a brief respite from sustained alienation and sadness right about now.

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I think I want to go as Ashe next #Halloween. I really relate to her, or maybe my future self does - a lady with long white hair who deploys a convincingly sentient suit of armor called "bob" when she's in danger. #Overwatch