Bobbert Wonderstump

Bobbert Wonderstump and Papa Kooboodee are travelling around drinking in as many different towns as they can.

[Bobbert Wonderstump @Bob_Wonderstump]

Last night, Terrible night. No good looking women in Crewe again. Spewed in the gutter after dodgy kebab. Will never return. Crewe = 1/10

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Going back tto Crewe for Round Two. Let's see if I can find a pretty girl tonight. Let you all know how I do Stumpers!

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@HamishSSmith Some expert advice would really help me in my field trip. How much alcohol does one need to consume to kiss a girl from Crewe?

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@Dan_Gosling7 Forgive me for intruding but I am looking for some expert advice. Is it possible to find a good looking woman in Crewe?

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@mrpaddyx You look like a girl from Crewe.

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@RichardKCarlson Your page is hard to comprehend. I feel that Crewe is a good base for Windfarms. City Centre please. Hide the ugly women.

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@thedoorsalive Picked up a girl at your gig once. Wow. Music helped the moment man. Thanks to you for the wild time. Yeh

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@crewealexfc Why did I not find a good looking woman in Crewe?

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Spent most of the night in Crewe trying to figure out where all the good looking women went. I never saw one! Must have been in wrong pubs.

[Bobbert Wonderstump @Bob_Wonderstump]

Had a night out in Crewe last night. Met up with Big Papa. Ended up in a bar called the Borough Arms. Papa pulled as always.