JediGaw

Just a AP Computer Science teacher making his way through the universe.

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Ok Green Hope! I'm looking for you! See you on campus.

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Back to business, Falcons.

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And for the bestest funny Xmas gift I can share with you, here's the link to the Star Wars Holiday Special. may the force - and the holiday - be with you.

https://t.co/ESVXf38vls

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What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells!

(Hey - I don't write 'em, folks)

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Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?

Aunt Arctica

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Oh how lucky you are! A holiday 3 pack!

1: How did Scrooge win the soccer game?
The Ghost of Christmas passed.

2: Do snow globes ever get scared?
No, but occasionally they get shaken.

3: What kind of salad do they serve at the North Pole? Iceberg lettuce.

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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing - it was on the house

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A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him.

Wait for it.....

“Have you tried icing it?”

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, Santa Gaw will be collecting the current Toys for Tots toys in the bins today for local donation. The Pie-A-Teacher contest has been cancelled as well. Thank you Green Hope High for making lots of kids happy with your donations. Happy Holidays!

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What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?

May the forest be with you!

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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Get it...? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...?

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What do you get when Santa brings in the presents and a fire is burning?

Crisp Kringle.

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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...and the list of teachers supporting this toy drive is growing! Step right up for a chance to pie your favorite teacher! Buy a toy, get a ticket for a chance! Bring a toy to Santa Gaw's room (2100) and celebrate the season. Ho ho hoooooo!

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Now here's something that we can all get behind! For EVERY toy brought to Santa Gaw's room, you'll get a ticket. If that ticket is drawn, you'll get to PIE Santa Gaw, Elf Davidson or Elf Andrus. Oh what fun it is to pie on a cold December day! @blackfalconsgh @Green_Hope_High

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Where does Santa stay on vacation?

At a ho-ho-ho-tel.

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Now here's something that we can all get behind! For EVERY toy brought to Santa Gaw's room, you'll get a ticket. If that ticket is drawn, you'll get to PIE Santa Gaw, Elf Davidson or Elf Andrus. Oh what fun it is to pie on a cold December day! @blackfalconsgh @Green_Hope_High

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What do you call an old snowman? Water.

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Bad Holiday Joke, Day 2:
What does Santa spend his hard-earned salary on?

Jingle bills.

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GHHS' Black Falcons Strike Back. Black Team is now in 2nd place in NC, and the Red and Purple teams are in 13th and 15th respectively. Not too shabby for a Turkey Day present! Well done, teams! @greenhope @blackfalconsgh @WCPSSTeam