Bobber Sox

I'm a sexy cat. I'm a fat cat. I'm a sexy, fat cat.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

i seez wat u did https://t.co/dZMQDnjDwY

[TheSeventhBrat 🇺🇸 @TheSeventhBrat]

Whatcha got there?

Oh, it's just my Doohickey Bob.

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

no surprise kipper is a tortie. those torties are bitches. https://t.co/mvKUtGpCy7

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

Kipper is my slave name.

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

cats cant eat chocolate. expect diarrhea in your shoes. https://t.co/YkRnq8PTRy

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

uh...dont look in ur shoes for a few minutes https://t.co/KRe9RtYNNM

[TheSeventhBrat 🇺🇸 @TheSeventhBrat]

Damn it, Bob. I told you not to tweet after partaking in the 'nip! https://t.co/HdLymUrEAC

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

poop in his shoe https://t.co/LEdpjN8pHf

[Pot Dad's Cat @PotDadsCat]

.@OmahaPotDad I pissed on your carpet ONCE. ONCE!

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

That pun is so bad it's unfurgivable.
https://t.co/L2VQx7d6Ld

[Judge Don Willett @JusticeWillett]

RULING—

If this were a tortilla, cat would owe nothing.

Under tortilla reform, you don't pay if it's nacho fault. https://t.co/LOjgoo9YLX

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

There's nothing wrong with a girl named Bob. https://t.co/ZIfOI6HsIZ

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

@twotall4u @TheSeventhBrat a girl named Bob 😉

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

.@CatFoodBreath s'up

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

.@JenJoy @RealOmahaCougar S'up, Bella.

I like mini panthers. And mini panthers like me.

#BoomKitty

[Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath]

Meow. Meow. MEOW. Meow meow meow. Meowmeowmeowmeow. Meow. Meow meow meow. MEOW. Meow. Meow MEOW MEOW meow. Meow. Meow.

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

.@TextFromMittens S'up, Stumpy.

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

Will they bring donuts? I'm kinda hungry.... https://t.co/KZS7uAzNCU

[TheSeventhBrat 🇺🇸 @TheSeventhBrat]

I'm gonna call the po-po on you, @Bobber_Sox!!!! Keep that damn collar on or else!!!

[Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath]

The best things in life aren't things. They're cats.

[Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath]

Secret Cat Thing #103-C. Now.

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

not hot goggies! https://t.co/QzfflDVQrJ

[TheSeventhBrat 🇺🇸 @TheSeventhBrat]

And now I'm hungry.

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

u shuldnt eat hot gogs anymore https://t.co/QxIwCo4kRx

[TheSeventhBrat 🇺🇸 @TheSeventhBrat]

Worst case I've ever had. #ack https://t.co/cw0NoGPKuf

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

dont i know it RT @EmrgencyKittens: http://t.co/CeXwY6zIGC

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

thats mean RT @TheSeventhBrat: No. Your fat makes you look fat. RT @Bobber_Sox: .@TheSeventhBrat does that video make me look fat?

[Bobber Sox @Bobber_Sox]

.@TheSeventhBrat does that video make me look fat?