Robert California

multi-potentialite, writer, fine diner #SSC

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

@MeiraGebel Lunch at Trattoria Il Mario near the center of the city!! Dinner at Il Latini

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

I think a lot of photographers are p mediocre. There, I said it. Needed to get that off my chest.

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

So sweet of him to say this, that recording sounded like he was talking to a zombie being suffocated.

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

Transcribing an interview and I sound sooo muffled, I’m crying. At some point I said something completely unintelligible and he said “yep” and just kept on talking 😭

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

#nannythemovie #nannymovie

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

@margcardo I’m a fan 🤷🏽‍♀️😭

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

@margcardo Don’t feel guilty, you look good all the time

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

This is what I be trying to tell my therapist

[Zanah (Zay-Nuh) Thirus @Zanah__]

Some men I dated weren’t for romance purposes. They were script material. Research, if you will.

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

I finally figured out who Kamala Harris reminds me of, Dr. Joyce Wong!!!!! Omg

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

Colder Weather
Chicken Fried
Whatever it is
House that Built Me
Nothing Better to Do
Let Me Down Easy
Cowgirls Don’t Cry
Heaven
Sweet Thang
Long Hot Summer
American Honey
Taylor Swift’s first 2 albums
Highway Don’t Care
Famous in a Small Town
FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES

[BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS @ScottieBeam]

Black people, what’s your favorite country song?

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

@nichelle_renee But it still took me way too long

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

Damn I’d be a goner 😭

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

@nichelle_renee 😭😭😭 I see it now

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

1) too many to count
2) everything from like 2010-2015
3) definitely NOT Tennessee Whiskey, I really hate that song
4) a good chunk of Zac Brown Band’s catalog

[BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS @ScottieBeam]

Black people, what’s your favorite country song?

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

Whoever used to make the visuals for Girl Code, thank u I want nothing but the best for you always

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

@ganimete_ Thank you G baby!! I was not on Twitter yday.

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

Grandparents are so funny

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Girls should bring up astrology on a first date.

Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending, and incapable of entertaining opinions they disagree with.

[Robert California @BobbieHunta]

😭😭 this is why I was so mean to men on hinge

[paddington stan account @adriyoung]

hi i’m mark from hinge. i know the best place in town for tacos. first round is on me if it’s tequila. the most spontaneous thing i’ve ever done is buy a plane ticket to another country with no plans. the hallmark of a good relationship is a good flirt to roast ratio