Robert Cabral

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Not looking to good for the Celtics right now

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

I can’t take it. I can’t take it. I can’t take it. I can’t take it. Not like this.

They were supposed to retire together.

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

Thanks for the memories fellas 💔

I’m crying real tears

[GreenRunsDeep @CelticsGRD]

I want to die right now.

[Sam LaFrance @SamLaFranceNBA]

Defensive menace, athletic freak, good playmaker

What’s the catch?

6.7% from three this season

[Mike @mhc_76]

Jaylen Brown is literally rewatching Game 7 on twitch right now admiring his block on Embiid in the 4Q this is not a bit

[GEORGE @itsGeorgeyy]

He actually doesn’t care about anything other than being perceived as “the guy”

Good luck getting this ego maniac to slide back into a #2 role next season

All the Jaylen weirdos will say there’s nothing wrong with my continually saying this either

Comical

[NBA Stats @sports_mediocre]

NBA stat of the day #484:
In the Celtics/Sixers series:
Jaylen Brown in: -23
Jaylen Brown out: +43

Who could've seen this coming after Boston was better with him out for 7/10 regular seasons and 6/8 (now 7/9) playoffs? MVP convo lol

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

Jayson Tatum risked his career for nothing

[Mike @MikeAdxx]

This was literally the most pointless and useless Celtics season of all time it’s crazy. All we gained from it was Mazzulla COY who sucks in the playoffs and Jaylen Brown stroking his ego with Kendrick Perkins praising saying he’s #1 on ESPN

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

Jaylen Brown is -20 in a 4 point game

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Whatever you do, do NOT look up Jaylen Brown's career On/Off splits, especially in the playoffs.

They are....well....they're literally the worst I've ever seen for a star player.

[Per Sources @PerSources]

Never want to hear Brown being better than Tatum ever again

[_ @_Adubis_]

The biggest lie of 2020s NBA is that Tatum and Brown were ever close as players. Gap is insane and always has been

[Adam☘️ @CelticsAdam34]

Celtics look amazing with Jaylen off the court and dudes will still tell you those on/offs didn’t mean anything LMAOOOO

GET THAT BALL HOG OUT MY FACE

[kc @celticsfolife]

“Why is the series close” flip the usage and this is wrapped up in 5

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

jaylen brown finals mvp is a stain on the trophy they'll never be able to remove

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

Jaylen Brown’s only offensive move

[Will 🇩🇪 @WillExists_]

Jaylen deadass has the best job in the world lmao buddy gets paid an 8 figure salary (and a 9 figure contract!) to be a complete zero in any important games while getting the lion’s share of credit when things go right for the team and no criticism ever when things go wrong

[Al Horford Pacino @alpacinogrunt]

It’s 0’s team. Not 1A/1B. And every roster decision moving forward needs to be made through that lens.