Bobby “LeMoyne Owen” Cain

Lepanto County High '97 | Fullback | Busch Light | Anti-Terrorist | Proud NRA member | Women and fish fear me | Unvaxxed | Max Velo: 98mph

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@KliffRob Frybag McGhee

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@ClouserBag Nah

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Spicy Mustard and Banana Peppers save all your problems

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Real ones remember prime Victor Oladipo. Miss that guy

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It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 7 beers and 5 shots in 2 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw

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Can’t sleep because of this one thought stuck in my head: “What would life be like without Indian people?” Petition to get them exterminated starts now

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@BuckCleetus Glad you’re back brother! Fuck them Iraqis!

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Like losing your Virginity in your mouth #busch #USMarshals

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Biggest Pet Peeve: people who talk too much. Some people seriously need a word count #women

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We gonna keep playing eye tag or you gonna holler at ya boy?

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Denise Richard’s look-a-like party at my place tomorrow at 8 #byob

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@BearClawChad777 You really a black belt? I bet I can kick your ass

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Nothing like a cold beer at 2 AM #different #busch

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Miles McBride sold my parlay yet again. I know damn well DiVincenzo would ass wipe this Sixers team