Bobby Columbo

Celebrating the New Freedom

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@nypost This cop is a FXCKING LIAR, he completely made that up on the spot. Got off easy, this girl was way too nice.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@firstwefeast @PandaExpress Great, as long as the customers are in line with YOUR political dogma. Fck you for denying service, harassing, intimidating, threatening an employee for the hat he wore and for CALLING THE POLICE on him. FSCK YOU.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@ChrisxSims @DannyRebel333 FUCK PANDA EXPRESS!

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@RichardEngel Sorry, but you are.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@lady_valor_07 Eraserhead, after about 500 essays.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

Eraserhead, after about 500 essays.

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

What kind of hairdo is this?

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

Blacks. Surprise.

[Brandon Straka #WalkAway @BrandonStraka]

🚨 Before shots were fired in Daytona Beach, Florida, scenes from Spring Break 2026 showed large crowds and chaos unfolding.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@Shvdabarb Hero

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@usanewshq Just another night on the town for Jeff and Mickey Rourke.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@AntiLeftMemes YES!

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@MbarkCherguia All things considered, she took it well.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

Jeff has aged at least ten years in the past 6 months. Maybe hanging out with Mickey Rourke is finally taking it's toll.

[🇺🇸 Bekah 🇺🇸 @bekahj]

I’m not sensing much happiness here. I smell some friction

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@Amelia558rs I'll take Ursulla for the win.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

And the winner of this week's Mickey Rourke look-alike contest goes to:

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Does she really look like Elizabeth?

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@ronsterd89 And the winner of this week's Mickey Rourke look-alike contest goes to:

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Does she really look like Elizabeth?

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@JessicaTarlov Well yes, but the most important aspect is that you never know how far away they may be from a Kinkos. You're gonna have to make copies & stuff, what if you live somewhere else?

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

When humans start looking like AI. Funny stuff.

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Lisa Rinna's dress was made from human hair.

I don't want to know where the hair originated.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@ryse_supps I will not ever (EVER) buy or use your supplements again. You are partnered with and sponsoring dangerous, unhinged leftists who have engaged in doxing innocent citizens (and their families), making threats and encouraging violence against the government. FXCK YOU RYSE.

[Bobby Columbo @BobbyColumbo]

@scottykfitness Go fuck yourself