Fine. I made the list. It's still growing.
Trump 2.0 Accomplishments (as of mid-July 2026):
* Negative net migration for the first time in 50 years
* 2.6 million+ illegal aliens removed (including 650,000 arrests and 400,000 convicted criminals) + 2 million self-deportations induced by ending incentives
* Fentanyl trafficking crushed 56%+; overdose deaths down 21% monthly since inauguration
* Laken Riley Act signed and aggressively enforced
* Catch-and-release ended (99.9% drop); zero releases into the U.S. for eight straight months
* Record-low border encounters; Darién Gap migration cut 99%
* Largest one-year homicide drop in U.S. history; violent crime (rapes, robberies, assaults) down significantly
* Targeted crime operations in major blue cities delivering record-low murders in several metros
* Law enforcement officer deaths down 25%
* Tren de Aragua, MS-13, and other cartels dismantled; international drug cartels designated as foreign terrorist organizations
* Antifa designated a domestic terrorist organization
* Gas under $3/gallon in 43 states; record U.S. energy production and exports at all-time highs
* 654,000+ new private-sector jobs (all net gains to native-born Americans); 671,000+ jobs added since January 2025
* 4.3% GDP growth in Q3 2025; largest blue-collar wage growth in 60 years; real earnings up ~$1,100 annually
* Inflation tamed to ~2.4% core CPI (down ~70% from Biden peak)
* One Big Beautiful Bill passed (July 2025) — making 2017 tax cuts permanent, No Tax on Tips, Trump Accounts for newborns, senior deductions
* $5T+ in deregulation savings + $215 billion in government efficiency cuts ($1,335 per taxpayer)
* $10T+ in reshored/domestic investments secured
* Trade deficit at lowest level since 2009; $300 billion+ in tariff revenues collected; Predatory global tariffs shifted in the US’s favor for the first time in modern history
* Stock market record highs
* Gaza ceasefire + hostage release secured; 12-Day War (Israel-Iran) ended; multiple additional peace deals/accords (Armenia-Azerbaijan, India-Pakistan, DRC-Rwanda, Cambodia-Thailand, Kosovo-Serbia, Egypt-Ethiopia)
Iran’s nuclear capability destroyed + maximum pressure campaign (450+ sanctions designations)
* NATO allies leaping toward 5% GDP defense spending
* 85+ detained Americans released; Abraham Accords expanded
* Strikes on Houthis, Iranian assets, and narcoterrorist vessels; Nicolás Maduro captured
* Record military recruitment goals met; largest military investment in decades with AI integration; F-47 sixth-generation fighter unveiled
* VA backlog reduced 60%; 3 million disability claims processed; 51,936 homeless veterans housed; benefits restored for vaccine-mandate discharges
* Transgender enlistment barred; DEI eliminated across military and federal agencies
* Over 269 executive orders signed in the term (230 in first year alone — highest first-year total since FDR); 81 memoranda + 158 proclamations
* DOGE-driven bureaucracy cuts; IRS IT budget savings of $2B; wasteful contracts eliminated
* DEI discrimination banned in federal contracting and agencies; race-based hiring ended
* Gender ideology extremism curbed in schools, medicine, and government (minors protected from chemical/surgical procedures)
* MAHA reforms launched: Presidential Commission established; Most Favored Nation drug pricing with 16+ major pharma companies; 8 artificial food dyes phased out (40%+ industry compliance); Whole Milk for Healthy Kids Act; marijuana reclassified to Schedule III; childhood vaccine schedule revised from 72 to 11 consensus shots; expanded IVF access; $50M autism initiative; new whole-foods dietary guidelines
* Withdrew from WHO
* Crypto regulatory framework via GENIUS Act; Strategic Bitcoin Reserve created; Operation Choke Point 2.0 ended
* Sanctuary city funding cuts implemented
* Election integrity and citizenship verification measures expanded nationwide; USPS program pending; SAVE Act drafted and run at Congress several times now
* Energy dominance unleashed: National Energy Emergency declared; 6,000+ drilling permits approved (55% increase); 13.1 million acres opened for coal leasing; record LNG exports (>100 million tons); nuclear projects advancing toward online status; major energy export deals ($100B South Korea, $200B Japan); Paris Agreement withdrawal
* US becomes net oil exporter for the first time in history.
* Trump Accounts launched for newborns with federal seed funding + corporate matching
* Farmer aid secured; skilled trades and domestic manufacturing (semiconductors, autos, heavy equipment) expanded
* Over 100,000 fraudulent visas revoked; 275,000 illegal aliens removed from Social Security rolls; benefits terminated for 1.4 million illegal aliens; H1-B crackdowns and $100,000 application fees
* 62,000+ missing migrant children rescued; Alien Enemies Act invoked against gangs
* $2B sent to rebuild Western North Carolina
* John Bolton arrested and pleaded. James Comey arrested. John Brennan under investigation (probably facing a grand jury).
* RussiaGate grand jury set up and running in Florida.
* DOJ/ODNI seized Fulton County 2020 ballots. Trump is still working on Plans B, C, D, etc, with a ‘new’ integrity announcement scheduled as soon as tomorrow night.
This man @CrashiusClay69 is literally the mf 🐐. Thank you brother . You dk how much this means to me. Just a single dad living check to check so I’m beyond grateful 🙏🤙👊. My 7 year old is sitting next to me and he is jumping up and down lol. Much love bro
Don't know why nobody is talking about this massive cup & handle pattern on total market cap excluding BTC and ETH. This is the same setup I used to call the pump on Bitcoin from $50K to $126K and the pump on Gold from $1,600 per ounce to $5,600. With Bitcoin dominance looking weak, I believe a massive #Altcoin season is right around the corner.
@jessepollak Jesse been patiently waiting to call the bottom to give his first 10x+ with size
The next run will be legendary and it will begin with YOU and your buddy below
Look at my pinned comment 2 years ago on the first video I made sharing $BRETT
I told everyone if Brett didn’t hit 10M market cap at least, you have the right to shit on me
Now I will tell you
If $TROLL doesn’t hit 1B at least lol
you have the full right to shit on me forever.
Only going into billion dollar memes this time around
Fuck all these 5M, 10M, 100M, 300M, 500M toppers
If a coin I share doesn’t hit a billion going forward, you have all the right to shit on me. I give full permission to SHIT ON ME.
But it’s a new meme era coming up.
We are the beginning of a new era where the few best OG legendary memes reprice to billions.
Happy to be a part of it with you guys.
we are pretty much here on $TON
The “yeah nobody uses that chain”
“I don’t believe in that chain” zone
with slight increase in optimism + first glimpses of greatness
before it becomes fully accepted and everyone knows in their logical mind and heart that TON will have multi billion dollar memes.
Feels good to stick together and hold the best memes we know are gonna go to billions
Let’s make a deal
if you were someone who hated on me before. This time around
We gonna be cool/friends when we ride to the billions together this time
And to anyone that still doesn’t want to ride together.. bro just stop. There’s no need to fight when we have such cheap prices on the future cycle defining billion dollar coins.
Let’s ride together..
Only 3-5% of us are left right now which means we can actually all win when the 95% of casuals/tourists rush back in
We need to unite and be on the same team from the bottom up.
At least 900 future meme millionaires were in attendance today
People are tired of getting shit on and rugged in the trenches.
Billions in market cap are actually easy to hit when money is not split between 10 million memes
The great shift to a handful of OG/true S tier memes will happen
And everyone who understands this now, is going to be a part of the next class of meme millionaires.
5B+ market cap is a low ass target for a top meme on Base
Top meme Doge hit 80B
top meme on Eth hit 40B
Top meme on SOL hit 13B
$Brett is one of the only memes in the world remaining that has such a strong case to get that high
That’s a modest 70x+ potential from 70M market cap today
My boss's boss is like 42, never married, no kids. Earns $275-300K per year. Goes on a minimum of two international vacations a year w/ his girlfriend. 10+ days, all out.
Eats the best food, stays in top notch accomodations. Excursions, tours, nicest beaches, etc.
Great guy, I'm happy for him.
But what I've realized is that without kids, you end up chasing a lifestyle that has to continually be topped in order for you to be satisfied and find happiness.
What he and others like him don't understand is that when you have children, seeing THEM experience life's most basic things and watching their eyes light up at all the "firsts", brings greater pleasure and joy than any vacation or travel experience ever could.
Seeing THEM try blueberries for the first time is greater than dining at the best 5 star restaurant in Europe.
Seeing THEM learn how to walk is greater than walking the Great Wall of China or strolling along the most picturesque beach.
Watching THEM giggle uncontrollably at "peek-a-boo" tops any A-list comedian act.
Seeing THEIR excitement when building a fort out of cardboard boxes and making a door big enough for daddy is superior to staying at 5-star resorts.
Flying kites with THEM far outweighs excursions like parasailing or helicopter rides.
Seeing THEM perform a recital on stage for the first time is more rewarding than watching a Broadway show or top notch symphony orchestra.
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When you have children, all of a sudden you realize that life's greatest joys are not in the pursuit of things or pleasure or travel, but rather in the LOVE and bond you share with your very own image bearers.
Seeing the beauty and magnificence and wonder of life all over again for the first time through THEIR eyes and expressions gives you something the world simply cannot offer, nor even come close.