Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙)

Bobby the big Dick, call me Top D

[Housecoin @HousecoinOnSol]

It shouldn’t cost 50 years just to put a leaky roof over your head

[Housecoin @HousecoinOnSol]

It’s impressive how they convinced an entire generation that coffee was more dangerous than housing inflation

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 Grand rising

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 Life is unfair

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 So this whole time it was just temperature scaling?

[neuep 🜲 @neuep2]

Scientists say extreme heat can make it look bigger because blood vessels dilate

Congratulations to all the summer DLC owners

Temporary premium subscription expires in September

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 Grand rising

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 imagine having a bottle… I’m still drinking straight from the faucet like a miner

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 man really called tech support and got a weather report instead 😭

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 The level of detail means this has been rehearsed many times

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@elonmusk Ok

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 modern economy works in mysterious ways

[neuep 🜲 @neuep2]

Rest in peace to a real pioneer

If it not this man, my girlfriend would’ve never become an online entrepreneur

We wouldn’t have the lifestyle we have today

I’d probably be working a 9–5 right now

Instead, she built something that supports both of us

Freedom, independence… all of that came from platforms he helped create

People joke, but impact is impact

Respect

RIP

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 I don’t think the products got worse. We just got harder to impress.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

There are people that would rather lose you than apologize for what they did to you.

[neuep 🜲 @neuep2]

GM

Yesterday, while I was browsing @3look_io, my brother's girlfriend called me

"Please come quickly. He's locked himself in the bathroom and is threatening to slit his veins because I cheated on him with another man"

They live outside the city, so calling an ambulance would have taken a long time

My girlfriend and I got in the car and drove there, obeying the speed limit

She called me nine times while I was driving

I didn't answer

Using a phone while driving is illegal

When we arrived, she was crying near the bathroom

"He locked the door"

I calmly opened a YouTube video with a guide on how to carefully open a door without damaging it

After I opened the door, my brother was already unconscious in the bathroom with his wrists cut

I picked him up and carefully carried him to the car

"PLEASE neuep, DRIVE FASTER," his girlfriend screamed

"We'll pay the speeding ticket if you get one"

I continued driving the speed limit
Traffic laws exist for a reason

When we arrived, the doctor said,

"Another five minutes, and this could have ended very badly"

I nodded

Then I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Imagine if we'd also gotten a speeding ticket"

It's nice to maintain responsibility in difficult situations

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@elonmusk Nice

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 @wallchain You really out here enforcing law and flexing quacks

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 @wallchain Absolute degen efficiency: one quack in the hand, three dogs in the street

[Bobby Dick (🏠,🪙) @BobbyHasBigDick]

@neuep2 @wallchain I relate... walking past quacks like a legend with nothing