Bobby Hawthorne

small-town kid makes it big in the lucrative world of student journalism where he rakes in freebie t-shirts, notepads, tote bags and 16-gig flash drives.

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@kangaroos991 He would have won the Vietnam war himself were it not for those damn bone spurs. How lucky for the Vietnamese.

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@kangaroos991 Duh

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@tedcruz Thanks, Ted. I just rushed $100 to your opponent.

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@America1stLegal Stephen king is working on his next horror novel: Miller

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@SpartaJustice @elonmusk Can they fix your run-on sentences? There are a bunch of them.

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@RightforAmerica Trump knows you’re stupid enough to believe his bullshit. The billionaires hope there are enough of you to swing the election. They want a bigger yacht and need another tax break.

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@marlene4719 The shirt identifying him as “The Flatulence” must have been dirty.

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@politvidchannel Awesome! Best news in ages.

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@TomFitton Care to explain?

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@yourcutehub @CollinRugg If u can’t “you,” and you don’t know how to wear a baseball cap or place a comma, your stupidity is typical for a Trump supporter.

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@elonmuskADO B

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@charliekirk11 Insinuations, innuendo and repurposed lies. You know the racist, gun-nut, Trump-for-God GOP is in trouble when it trots out Antifa and BLM. How lazy can you be?

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@tmobley0524 @ATrueStatesman @MAGAMichelleS69 @realDonaldTrump What a stunning display of willful stupidity, twisted logic, the regurgitation of partially-digested Hannity/Spicer talking points, and the blissful ignorance of the conventions of the written word. Clearly, education was not wasted on you.

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@SaltyAlabamaian @Liberacrat_ @Travis_in_Flint Undocumented immigrants can’t vote in either federal or state elections. How the hell can they constitute a base?

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@lsferguson The illegals can’t vote. You have to be a legal citizen to vote in federal or state elections. https://t.co/kVHUXIZufa

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@coramdeoDan @simonateba @GregAbbott_TX You’re pretty old for such hysterics.

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@DocBarSemperFi @GinaFraley76854 @krassenstein I just returned from Eagle Pass, and I’ve traveled along the border from Tijuana to El Paso. It’s sheer idiocy to say the border is totally open. STFU.

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@chosenben316 @mtorressports Quality matters over quantity.

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@LSUReport This is B.S. I speculate that a water buffalo will crawl out of your nose.

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@JimMWeber Great idea. First, explain your plan for ticket transfers, hotels, airline reservations, halftime show, and all these other minor details. Shouldn’t take more than a couple of hours. We’re all ears.