Bobby Heenan

[Bobby Heenan @BobbyHeenan]

I told my wife 'Two can eat as cheaply as one, as long as you don't eat.

[Bobby Heenan @BobbyHeenan]

If some guy stole my wife, I'd do one of two things. I'd either wait for him at his house, or I'd give him cash

[Bobby Heenan @BobbyHeenan]

Andre the Giant wanted you to stay with him at the bar until 4am. If you said No, he'd unscrew your head and drink you

[Bobby Heenan @BobbyHeenan]

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

[Bobby Heenan @BobbyHeenan]

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

[Bobby Heenan @BobbyHeenan]

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

[Bobby Heenan @BobbyHeenan]

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

[Bobby Heenan @BobbyHeenan]

A friend in need is a pest