Dr. Bobert Isariot

Stuffing humor into 140 characters since 2009.
*Not THAT kind of doctor*
Host of @uswithrw
The Prince of YNG @theyngprince

[Dr. Bobert Isariot @BobbyIsARiot]

@Proper_Matt Maybe I need to get a job at a library.

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@nfoust412 What a joke. Take you a whole day to download Call of Duty!

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@ThePoisonedVine @HollywoodCol3 😂😂😂

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@sadscorpi NO. BIG ANIMAL DO WUT I SAY. NOW.

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@nfoust412 They never show the part where the person dies.

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@SavoryPony I HAD forgotten that this was an idea with basis in reality.

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@dadjokemasterxx I fixed it. (And quite literally got notified of a match right after, weird)

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@KimBakTu Shut the fuck up, Kim.

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@Proper_Matt Just let people tell you to your face they don't want to be your friend. It builds character.

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Don't mind me if I just liked all of your tweets from the past week at once. Kinda forgot about personal Twitter but glad you're all still funny. Here's a couple blurry good girls.

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@_Neik_ Same. Let's race.

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@Proper_Matt Wait what??

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@nfoust412 Using it as credit grants you extra protection via the card provider (Visa, Mastercard, etc). Also, it eliminates the possibility of someone stealing your pin.

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@nfoust412 So glad I worked at a bank so I have vast knowledge of all things money. P.S. Always swipe debit as credit.

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@_Neik_ An entire mood though.

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@_Neik_ Same.

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Kinda mad at where they put Deftones to be honest.

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

ATTN 2000s high school grads of the alt persuasion: where are you sitting???

[Derren Brown @DerrenBrown]

Securing my visa for my Broadway run (SECRET opens in Sept). Always delighted by how they classify my ‘purpose of travel’.
⁦@DerrenBrownBway⁩

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@crybabyliberal That's how that mango hits.

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@sadscorpi @cakeandsodomy22 I might've been thinking of other horses haha.