Robert Matthew

One bad bit away from a sitcom

[Jake @papaaJayyy]

@FIFAWorldCup @JellyRoll615 doesn’t even come close to the intro of the 2010 World Cup song

[Aarti @Aartiutwani]

imagine going on a hinge date for a lil dopamine and now you’re in your first lady era bc he actually became mayor

[Browningtons @Browningtons_]

Its 7/11/25, blessed date

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

r/birdwatching is a beautiful place

[Leopold Williams, JD @ClubStauskas]

Bullpen game tonight

[Eli @rats7]

I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral

[Jaren Kanak @KanakJaren]

Coaches love a “first one in last one out” kinda guy until it’s a bar on campus corner

[Rob | My Fault! @uglynewyork]

43° and Sunny

[Dave @davebftv]

This is why the Bears took Mitchell Trubisky

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

the camera flashes add so much. need that back 🥲

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

People in chicago probably go to the bean every single day

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

If I played football for Ohio state I would just buy helmet stickers online

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Notre Dame may have God on their side, but Ohio State has LeBron

[Bengalorian @thebengalorian]

Chinese Tik Tok (Red Note) has allowed me to preach the good word of American Culture…. I am a diplomat.

[jainormis @jainormis]

dude we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

this is too real

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Going to the dispensary and asking for the weakest thing they have

[Zach Dombi @Dach_Zombi]

Few things weigh heavier on the soul than:

-Putting on a Cleveland Browns Jersey
-For a week 18 Saturday afternoon game
-Where Brown's are +19.5 point underdogs
-While taking down Christmas decorations

Seasonal depression has nothing on this feeling. I'd rather attend a funeral

[LARRY DAVID @talafcknmari]

this ngga dont think bout shit else