Bobby E. McCroskey

Resident smartass and Prince fan

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@ScottJenningsKY

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@USATODAY Thank goodness you took the time to warn us all so we can avoid Kilmer (checks notes) a year after he died and 18 years after his allegedly bad behavior. We really dodged a bullet there.

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@tedcruz You’ve got some nerve making fun of someone else’s appearance. Have you taken a fucking look in the mirror recently, Grandpa Munster?

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@RichardLan49087 @harryjsisson

[Matthew Segal @segalmr]

CLIENT: These federal charges seem serious. What kind of sentence could I get?

LAWYER: Depending on the next presidential election, you're looking at somewhere between life imprisonment and becoming a millionaire.

[Jake Justice @jakecobb]

Keep posting this so people don’t forget how truly bad this event was.

Don’t let people gaslight you into thinking it was peaceful and worthy of 1500+ pardons and slush fund payoffs.

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@ksorbs

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@FLOTUS

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@BoLoudon

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@atrupar

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@nicksortor This lawsuit is going nowhere. It will die the same quiet death as other similar lawsuits. This is just sound and fury, signifying nothing, yet another tale told by yet another idiot.

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@FBIDirectorKash “I don’t care about any of the bad things the media says about me, which is why I’m taking the time to write about it on social media while figuratively pounding my chest.” If you had the common sense God gave a dog, you’d know how pathetic you are.

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@ScottJenningsKY @jimmykimmel

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@RogerJStoneJr That’s because you’re both criminals. Funny how that works.

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@LangmanVince

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@lisamurkowski @jaketapper Shut the absolute fuck up, Senator. You refused to vote to convict Trump in his first impeachment trial, and you’ve sided with the fascist 85 percent of the time since his return to the White House, including confirming the members of his shitty cabinet. This is on you.

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@WhiteHouse

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@dbongino

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@bennyjohnson

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@JohnJamesMI