Bob 👀⛳️🫡

Groan-ass comedian. Married to the game, but the game is Wordle.

[Bob 👀⛳️🫡 @BobbyOpenMic]

I lost 30 dollars so I spent another 30, cuz unlike children 30 dollars can't hurt me!

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

They published a 900-page book in 2023 that told everyone exactly what they planned to do if/when Trump won.

Many people chose not to believe them.

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[clayton @dfwclayton]

so many people out today with their quinta brunson jerseys on i had no idea she was such a knicks fan

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen

Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin

Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol

[Bob 👀⛳️🫡 @BobbyOpenMic]

Continuing to fill up the stat sheet in unprecedented ways 🐐

[Joe Howland 👻 @sXe_Joe]

I write lyrics with the viagra pen because this shit’s hard

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The snake stares at my closet, “Hey man, why u own so many onesies? You’re fucking 40!” I try to explain they’re socks but the other snakes are laughing too hard to hear. I wake up in a cold sweat. I shake my wife awake. “I need our label mak—” She cuts me off, “It won’t help. Snakes can’t read.”

[Bob 👀⛳️🫡 @BobbyOpenMic]

Me on eBay searching PlayStations

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘POWERWASH SIMULATOR 2 — STAR WARS’ has been released.

Releasing on July 16.

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

Wemby is like AI's impact on the labor market

It feels inevitable but it's not happening quite yet

[Margiela 💋 @WITHNO100S]

I think Jadakiss should perform the national anthem for the first game at MSG

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[Bob 👀⛳️🫡 @BobbyOpenMic]

He was nothing like his father

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

What did you think of Rotta the Hutt in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU?

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

It’s like a meth family moved in….

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Is it me, or does Scott Bessent look like Will Ferrel playing Janet Reno???