trill murray

I’m sorry, Charlie Murphy. I was having too much fun.

[trill murray @BobbyOpenMic]

I lost 30 dollars so I spent another 30, cuz unlike children 30 dollars can't hurt me!

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Oh is there a votesball happening today? That’s cute. I’m focused on real issues like the Minnesota Vikings rushing attack but that’s fun for you����

[trill murray @BobbyOpenMic]

@bigdumb_baby Oh good, you can come to the Halloween comedy show now

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

You could be my black Elizabeth Holmes tonight

[trill murray @BobbyOpenMic]

Finally, his tan suit moment

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” in Port Huron, Michigan.

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

"Drake is 40"
"no, 40 is Drake's producer"
"Noah Shebib? he's 43!"
"no, he's 40"
"well Drake is 40 too"
"neither of them is 42!"

[Liste @endliste]

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.

[V @vlxdvxid]

Life is too short. You should start building your own private military company with your friends.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I can understand your anger at me..

But what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?

[trill murray @BobbyOpenMic]

Lincoln log? Sure, send me the URL

[trill murray @BobbyOpenMic]

“I don't think there's probably another band that you could legitimately say you wanted to see four films for."

Partially right. I’d be going to 5 films.

[Variety @Variety]

The Beatles biopics producer explains the idea behind releasing all four movies at once in 2028:

"We want people to be able to experience them in the cinema during the same period. Now that doesn't necessarily mean we're thinking that people will go and see all four films on the same day, but you know within the same month you might see one a week, or you might see one one weekend to the next, one the next. However you you see it, I think our hope is that people will see all four films.

You know they they stand alone as individual stories of each of those four men, but they they have a cumulative power, which I think is is greater than the sum of the parts. You know, the Beatles are simply the I think the greatest band in in history, and you know we're trying trying to do our best to do them justice, so hence the four films. I don't think there's probably another band that you could legitimately say you wanted to see four films for."

https://t.co/fGa1hCxkkS

[trill murray @BobbyOpenMic]

Will Ferrell might’ve deserved an executive producer credit on WTT

[𝕭𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵 @TechsaintHD]

Livin' So Italian, an unreleased and highly sought-after track from Kanye and Jay-Z's Watch the Throne album, has finally leaked after years.

(FLAC and MP3 links to fan mixes, including this one, are linked below)

[trill murray @BobbyOpenMic]

LeBron in the playoffs after watching his supporting cast crumble yet again…

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Joel Embiid FLOPPED and injured Jaylen Brown 💀

[Schmμτż ᛭𝟗��� @Schmutz_9R]

My physique is top 0.1% for people who have the McDonald’s app on their phone.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

[Rusty Shacklefren @AK4Independence]

The funniest man alive probably lives in a mid sized town somewhere, has a job unrelated to comedy, and his humor isnt appreciated by his wife or kids. He goes unacknowledged.

[trill murray @BobbyOpenMic]

Me in LinkedIn DMs

[dan c. @danclayt0n]

Blake Hinson: "I can help however. I can go get coffee. I can maybe make a shot. I can talk to somebody. I can watch your dog. I just want to be a part of the program."

[Sheev Talks || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.