Phat Benastar

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[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

This is a 5 win team. Tops. Sooooo many issues. Bad coaching. Bad play calling. Bad, bad, bad. And won't be long before the words "hot seat" and "Demeco" find themselves hanging out more publicly.

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

Keystone Kops foozball

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

Can you believe we were actually arrogant enough to believe that it couldn't get worse than Bobby Slowik? Like...we seriously rode on that. #texans

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

1. Texans be Texan'in.
2. Nick Caley is a dumpster fire so far.
3. 8 Texans defenders couldn't tackle ONE damn WR when it absolutely needed to.

Texans are still not close to being the team we all think they should be.

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

I know it's preseason. I know this. BUT...I love how smooth the OL and running game looked on that 1st drive. The rookie tackle has MAJOR potential. #Texans

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

Rockets GM Raphael Stone right now:

[Roosh @RooshWilliams]

After an embarrassing and historically awful playoff performance against Golden State, Jalen Green is no longer on the Rockets.

Welcome to Houston, @KDTrey5 🚀🚀

Absolutely love this trade. Hats off to Rockets management and ownership.

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

Mannnnn...hate losing Brooks but we kept the young pieces we value. Good luck to Jalen Green. Welcome @KDTrey5 !!! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Phoenix Suns are trading two-time NBA Finals MVP Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets for Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, the No. 10 pick in the 2025 draft and five second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

Happy Birthday to one of the greatest to ever do...any of it. Enjoy this free Prince mix of some of his uptempo classics mixed by yours truly. https://t.co/PWf1KftrsB

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

Ted Cruz showed up to Toyota Center. This game was over before it started. That guy is bad luck walking. SMH

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

@sheepdog30188 @TrumpDailyPosts With 27 years of experience, if you can't get a job it might be because you aren't very good at your job. Blaming it on being white is just...weak. And sad. American movies are not flooding overseas. It's a lie and farce.

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

It's clear that Jalen Green will never a guy you can count on. Talented kid that can't maintain the confidence needed to be "the guy". It's just not in him with any consistency. It is what it is.

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

You can't wish us away, deport us away, or legislate us away. And when the ashes are swept away, WE WILL STILL BE HERE. The problem with chasing us with a torch is that the flames blow back in your face as you run and you burn, too.

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

You think 100 men have a chance against a full sized silverback...WITH NO WEAPONS TO HELP THEM...y'all are insane. A gorilla can snap necks with a squeeze of the hand. Throw 180 lbs 20-30 ft without trying. Watch this GIF. This was just him making a point. You. Don't. Want. It.

[Racer X @ONE3TX]

Boom

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

The government is not a business. The point is people...not profit.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart unpacks why Trump is betraying America's old alliances in favor of Putin and a new world order

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

Rest in peace, @SylvesterTurner. Thank you for all of your hard work for Houston.

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

HAAAAA!!! Wow. Majority draw?? TF??

[Phat Benastar @BobbyPhats]

Tank tanked. He'll be reeeeally lucky to win this. Roach did more than enough. Not sure why Tank stopped letting his hands go...but this looks like Roach's fight.