sp1der_eggs

#ihatemyboyfriend

[laure⚢🧡🤍🩷 @laurmichap]

when a man says “I’m a lesbian too”

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[Hammillionaire @Hammilionaire]

the world you grew up in no longer exists

[sp1der_eggs @BobbyPin_MZ]

Still a gag idc

[Lan @dangerouslyeasy]

this is such a gag when youre 14

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[nick @lovechazelle]

putting my glasses on to watch a movie

[𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 💜🩷💚 @LucyAlsoLauren]

LESBIANS KISSING ON MY FEED AGAIN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Girls will kiss you like this then say they don’t like girls

[Awakey @EelonRuined]

“Spiderman” “Odyssey” i still aint seen Obsession yall slow down

[sp1der_eggs @BobbyPin_MZ]

@impv1se

[ange ♱⋆˚ @angxoee]

haven’t masturbated in 2 days

[angie @fatmustyincel]

Bf mad that i cheated like jus vibe 🤦🤦

[sp1der_eggs @BobbyPin_MZ]

@Yedar0 Drunk

[sp1der_eggs @BobbyPin_MZ]

Just tried to piss on the street and a group of 3 men came around the corner full bush out

[sam rouff 🐾 @samrouff]

to tentando bater siririca e o ventilador fica secando a baba da minha xereca

[vio ⭑ @intheswingg]

hailey bieber’in ayagi hakkinda neden beklentin var

[sp1der_eggs @BobbyPin_MZ]

Balancing my retail job, social life, 10 hour sw shifts, and Contract modeling

[sp1der_eggs @BobbyPin_MZ]

@impv1se This is gorgeous

[sp1der_eggs @BobbyPin_MZ]

@impv1se Wwooowwww girlll u ate